In 30 years the voters will be suspicious of anyone who doesn’t have naked pictures. What are they trying to hide? And how will the people be able to vote without knowing who has the biggest fun parts?
Most cell phone insurance is a rip off. They go out of their way to hide the deductible in the fine print, and it’s almost always at least half the cost of the phone.
Or thinking “I’ve got kids that age” :(