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Apr 24, 2014
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Chazz: Poncho, quit trying to shave the cats!
Poncho: I have to! Do you have any idea what cats smell like to dogs??
Poncho: The smell of cats is like vacuum bags filled with chicken sweat. Whiskers of frayed hangman's rope, tongues of crushed beetle parts, eyes like fingernail clippings floating in ashtray water, and the reek of ox breath, crumbling dynasties, and burnt socks wrapped in oatmeal and desecration.
Apr 26, 2014
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