Dec 26, 2012
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Poncho: What's the matter with the crazy cat lady?
Chazz: Santa brought her a vacuum cleaner for christmas.
Poncho: Did santa keep the receipt?
Chazz: Santa's looking.
Dec 28, 2012
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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    Let me guess: crazy cat lady Carmen doesn’t like that one particular vacuum. She wants a different vacuum.

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    simpsonfan2  almost 5 years ago

    She really wanted a new ironing board, duh.

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    WDemBlk gc insider almost 5 years ago

    Chaz got it wrong. He should have given Carmen the bond & Poncho the vacuum. He needs it to get rid of the evidence (or collect cat hair).

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    Raygun  almost 5 years ago

    The vacuum was Poncho’s idea from the 12/20 strip. Remember he trashed the original at the dump.

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    alondra  almost 5 years ago

    NO wife wants a vacuum cleaner for Christmas from her hubby. No matter how much she needs one. It speaks volumes about what he thinks of her.

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    cleokaya  almost 5 years ago

    I know a fellow that bought his wife a broom for Valentine’s Day. They no longer are married.

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    LingeeWhiz  almost 5 years ago

    Well, Poncho! Another great idea of yours sucked up the tube.

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    gorbasche2  almost 5 years ago

    My wife just ordered HERSELF a new vacuum because Santa didn’t bring her one.

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    route66paul  almost 5 years ago

    Did she fly away on the broom?

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    jkhandy  almost 5 years ago

    Most men are idiots, self absorbed in sports in an attempt to fit in with other guys, never taking the time to actually think things through in regards to women. Then they are dumbfounded when the women dumps them.

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    biltil  almost 5 years ago

    Poncho’s fear of vacuums didn’t stop him from trying to tick the crazy cat lady off by having her husband give her a gift that insinuates she needs to do more cleaning, or needs to do a better job at it. Carmen needs to “accidentally” get Poncho sucked up in the vacuum hose.

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    ellisaana gc insider almost 5 years ago

    If Chaz is smart, Santa will find the receipt wrapped around a tiny box of something else.

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    K M gc insider almost 5 years ago

    And then there was the Christmas that my wife asked for a vacuum cleaner! No, really! It was about the fifth year we were married.

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