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   templo SUD said, 5 months ago

   And Slappy Squirrel’s front door mat says (either) “Go Away” (or “Scram”).
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   pcolli said, 5 months ago

   The squirrel’s door mat reads, “Prepare to lose your nuts; all ye who enter here”,
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   rmacprivate said, 5 months ago

   Been looking for years for the door mat that says… Oh no not you again, Saw it once in a catalog and never again.
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   krayziehustler said, 5 months ago

   @rmacprivate
   http://www.uncommongoods.com/product/oh-no-not-you-again-doormat
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   Macushlalondra said, 5 months ago

   That’s rather funny. You’d better hope people have a sense of humour when they come to visit.
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   dinkytown said, 5 months ago

   As the late great Warren Zevon said, “Don’t knock on my door if you don’t know my Rottweiler’s name.”
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   LingeeWhiz said, 5 months ago

   Poncho, you might consider stopping the head banging behavior. You might get a treat.
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   pierreandnicole said, 5 months ago

   Carmen…long time no see…but still wearing that vomitatious orange colored turtle neck sweater…translation for Brit fans…orange coloured turtle neck jumper….LOL.
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   pcolli said, 5 months ago

   @pierreandnicole

   I would have said vomit inducing, or at a pinch vomitous. Vomitatious is an “ati” too long.
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    newman200 said, 5 months ago

    I think it was Oscar Wilde who once said: “All visitors make me happy – some when they arrive and all when they leave.”
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