Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 29, 2006
Transcript:
Poncho: Chazz, we've tried this before. I can't swim. Chazz: Of course you can. All dogs know how to dog paddle. You're just afraid of the water. Poncho: What, you think because you put the word "just" in front of "afraid" that it will suddenly make my fears seem groundless? Here, let's try it: Chazz, you're just afraid that you're getting old and that your life is pointless and you'll die alone. How'd that work? Chazz: Leave me alone.
I feel bad for chazz. Even though he’s just a comic book character I feel guilty. And I didn’t do anything to him.