Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. leftwingpatriot

    leftwingpatriot said, about 11 hours ago

    I didn’t know pigs were allowed to vote.

  2. Rob Rex

    Rob Rex said, about 11 hours ago

    Too close to the truth this time Stephan

  3. Dave Johnston

    Dave Johnston said, about 11 hours ago

    Which is why the Founding Fathers thought of the Electorate System.

  4. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 11 hours ago

    There’s an old joke about a farmer who bred chickens with four legs so that the whole family could have drumsticks. When asked how they taste, he said, “Don’t know; I’ve never been able to catch one.”

  5. Dave Heatherly

    Dave Heatherly said, about 11 hours ago

    Probably a fairly accurate assessment of the current state of affairs. So against my best interest I’ll vote for it!!!!

  6. mr_sherman

    mr_sherman GoComics PRO Member said, about 11 hours ago

    I’m going to enjoy reading the comments in about fifteen hours.

  7. Kali39

    Kali39 said, about 10 hours ago

    Oh, I don’t think so, Pig. Haven’t you seen the Republican candidates for President this year? There’s only one functional brain amongst them, and it’s Alfred E Neuman. :-)

  8. Bilan

    Bilan said, about 10 hours ago

    One of David Letterman’s best joke: Vote! Because your vote counts as much as somebody that knows what he’s voting about.

  9. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, about 9 hours ago

    No, you’re exactly what certain candidates want.

  10. daDoctah

    daDoctah said, about 9 hours ago

    Remember, the results of elections are determined by the average intelligence of all the people voting. Which is why they always turn out the way they do.

  11. steve7701

    steve7701 GoComics PRO Member said, about 9 hours ago

    Please, Stephan, don’t join in the anti-GMO nonsense.

  12. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 9 hours ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    The Two Ronnies had a joke about a Christmas Turkey bred with eight legs … so the boat crew could have one each.

  13. cdgar

    cdgar said, about 8 hours ago

    @leftwingpatriot

    Yea, but then we call them Republicans.

  14. Gweedo - It's legal here !!! -  Murray

    Gweedo - It's legal here !!! - Murray GoComics PRO Member said, about 8 hours ago

    Yay, Steph !!
    Just an excuse for dumping more chemistry on the plant without killing it. Having bioluminescent wheaties would be a trip though !

  15. gopher gofer

    gopher gofer GoComics PRO Member said, about 7 hours ago

    @Gweedo - It's legal here !!! - Murray

    i have enough trouble with natural sunshine in the early a.m. – glowing cereal would be overkill…

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