Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, about 22 hours ago

    Why am I (along with Goat) not surprised?

  2. KZ71

    KZ71 said, about 22 hours ago

    …this is gonna be painful.

  3. KZ71

    KZ71 said, about 22 hours ago

    My bet: the guy’s just got a beer gut.

  4. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, about 22 hours ago

    Maybe Rat’s just got a very drunk tapeworm.

  5. Wiselad

    Wiselad said, about 21 hours ago

    @Three Steps Over Japan

    I think you are 3 steps over Pastis

  6. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, about 21 hours ago

    @KZ71

    That sounds most likely. Rat is a beer guzzling couch potato, his perfect life would be a lifetime supply of beer and the largest big screen TV in the world all in his bathroom so he never had to stop watchin’ and drinking when he has to use the john. Sounds like he could have had a bender.

  7. Bilan

    Bilan said, about 21 hours ago

    No research at all? Does that mean that if they didn’t research the link between tobacco and lung cancer, nobody would be dying from cigarettes?

  8. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, about 20 hours ago

    Didn’t I see him on Oprah?

  9. Wiselad

    Wiselad said, about 19 hours ago

    found Pastis’ inspiration

    news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/guy-s-wife-didn-t-pose-for-maternity-photos—so-he-posed-for—manternity—photos-163313058.html

  10. AlnicoV

    AlnicoV said, about 19 hours ago

    The odds just went up that it’s actually gas.

  11. misterdantes

    misterdantes said, about 18 hours ago

    @Bilan

    Exactly. Now you know who is responsible.

  12. Justjoking

    Justjoking said, about 17 hours ago

    @F6F5Hellcat

    Rat is a beer guzzling couch potato
    You say that like it is a bad thing.

  13. shwhite69

    shwhite69 said, about 17 hours ago

    @Three Steps Over Japan

    Tommy the Tapeworm. New character coming soon…

  14. shwhite69

    shwhite69 said, about 17 hours ago

    I still miss Cubby the fly.

  15. daDoctah

    daDoctah said, about 17 hours ago

    For three days now, I’ve been thinking Rat’s got himself a massive burrito baby. One blast of gas and this story arc is over.

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