Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Gaijinrabbit

    Gaijinrabbit said, about 24 hours ago

    Pig: And there was this animal there that looked like a horse but was smaller, had long ears, was carrying a heavy load…
    Goat: Ass?
    Pig: Shame on you.

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 23 hours ago

    On the British sitcom Are You Being Served?, Mrs. Slocombe often talks about her cat, which she calls her “pussy.”
    :
    She has a row of silver trophies on her mantle, because her pussy “wins a prize every time I show it.”

  3. cdgar

    cdgar said, about 22 hours ago

    But, but, but……. Sorry about the stutter.

  4. gopher gofer

    gopher gofer GoComics PRO Member said, about 21 hours ago

    if your land abuts kim kardashian it’s called an “abutment”…

  5. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 20 hours ago

    @gopher gofer

    I can think of another word … but I couldn’t use it here.

  6. Hugh B. Hayve

    Hugh B. Hayve said, about 20 hours ago

    I like big abutments and I don’t know why…

  7. Wiselad

    Wiselad said, about 19 hours ago

    Goat, what is a 4 letter word for Detective?
    Goat= D ick
    Pig = stop that Goat, you know I have Miss Pig
    Goat = uhh? why you miss the cop?

  8. Justjoking

    Justjoking said, about 18 hours ago

    But a butte of a butt.

  9. PICTO

    PICTO said, about 18 hours ago

    @gopher gofer

    Kim K. could abut the 48 contiguous states…

  10. StockyOne

    StockyOne GoComics PRO Member said, about 17 hours ago

    Aw geez, that is funny! I’m still chuckling…

  11. steverino

    steverino said, about 17 hours ago

    Benny Hill: It’s like that Navy ship, a destroyer but smaller…
    Sidekick: Frigate
    BH: Yeah, that’s what I say.

  12. John Smith

    John Smith said, about 17 hours ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    I’ve seen that pussy and it isn’t that great :(

  13. bencgg

    bencgg said, about 17 hours ago

    @John Smith

    Wait wait wait wait wait…. Somebody tell me I read that wrong.

  14. SizeofaPea

    SizeofaPea said, about 17 hours ago

    Or one Leslie Nielson movie, he’s on the ground and a librarian is up a ladder wearing a skirt.
    “Nice Beaver”
    “Thanks I recently had it mounted and stuffed”
    And from above the frame she hands him a taxidermy beaver.
    I didn’t get it. Then again I was 11.

  15. clevitekid

    clevitekid said, about 16 hours ago

    And that librarian was Priscilla Presley.

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