Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. leftwingpatriot

    leftwingpatriot said, about 17 hours ago

    Rat is doing the world a favor by covering up his face.

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 17 hours ago

    Rat’s heroes are Cheech and Chong.

  3. agedengineer

    agedengineer GoComics PRO Member said, about 17 hours ago

    Looks like a Mexican Amish blind guy.

  4. Arianne

    Arianne said, about 17 hours ago

    ♪ …So put on your eyeshades, you know where to put the…cork… ♪

  5. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, about 16 hours ago

    @Arianne

    Whoa, that’s a flashback lyric.

  6. ellisaana

    ellisaana GoComics PRO Member said, about 16 hours ago

    Hmm. Microagression?

  7. Bilan

    Bilan said, about 16 hours ago

    A real drug smuggler would say: Passport? We don’t need no stinking passport!

  8. Proginoskes

    Proginoskes said, about 15 hours ago

    Try wearing a burqa and invoking the First Amendment!

  9. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, about 15 hours ago

    If Rat’s not in jail tomorrow, then this guy really does work for the government.


    “Reason you need a passport?”


    “So I can smuggle cocaine into the country and sell it on the streets in order to make a huge profit and put the meth dealer on the corner by my house out of business”


    “Ok, just as long as you do not intend to do anything illegal.”


    Sounds like how some of our government employees are going these days. And about like TSA agents who confiscate a school teacher’s cupcake given to her by a student because “it might be an explosive device.” BS it was a possible explosive device, they just wanted a snack.

  10. mugens

    mugens GoComics PRO Member said, about 12 hours ago

    @F6F5Hellcat

    You do know that realistically in any job you have people that are less that professional or competent, not just those who work for the government as so many people seem fond of saying these days. In fact it kind of ticks me off to hear and see people talk badly about government workers when many of my co-workers are located in the same hot spots in the middle east as our troops in uniform, doing just about the same work, getting shot at and trying to avoid being killed just like our soldiers and all I see and hear is the incompetent government worker crap. Some people haven’t got a clue how much government workers actually do and at what cost to their families and livelihood. Yeah some are boneheaded I’ll give you that, but not more than the average worker doing any other job in the US.

  11. John Smith

    John Smith said, about 12 hours ago

    I hate to admit it, but Rat does have a point

  12. whiteheron

    whiteheron said, about 11 hours ago

    Coming into Los Angelese
    Bringing in a couple of keys
    Don’t touch my bag, if you please, Mr Customs Man.
    ♫♪♪

  13. Stephen Treadwell

    Stephen Treadwell said, about 11 hours ago

    @leftwingpatriot

    Well, rats are ugly animals. Mice are cute but rats are ugly.

  14. mammamoonbeam

    mammamoonbeam said, about 11 hours ago

    Looks like Rat is one toke over the line.

  15. mammamoonbeam

    mammamoonbeam said, about 11 hours ago

    @Arianne

    Wow! “We’re not gonna take it” flash back.
    (How do you get the musical notes in your comment?)

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