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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Jan 12, 2018
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    railwayman001  9 days ago

    Me woondah eef stoopeed Larry ees pylut, zeeba neighba.

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    Sherlock Watson  9 days ago

    Did Rat steal that helmet from Beetle Bailey?

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    Tue Elung-Jensen  9 days ago

    Thought rat was guard duck for a sec.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  9 days ago

    In response to the Dr. Pepper 1960s/70s commercial jingle reference yesterday, I wouldn’t have known; I wasn’t born until the 80s and I don’t drink D.P. (my late mother, a majority of her nieces/nephews as far as I know, and my stepmother drink it… I’m more into Sprite). No comment to this “Pearls” strip though.

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    Randallw  9 days ago

    I’m pretty sure New Zealand has a strict border policy against letting non-native animals into the country.

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    Kyle of Lochalsh  9 days ago

    But what happens after 10 years??

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    Liverlips McCracken GC Insider 9 days ago

    This would be exactly the kind of preparations Rat would make. He would never even consider other people as conscious actors in the whole scheme, let alone consider the consequences for them. Which is why he would be completely left in the lurch. They would take him for the sucker that he is, fleece him for anything he had, and leave him to the vultures.

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    PICTO  9 days ago

    Rat’s plan has one flaw…the pilot should be a female…

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    laughing  9 days ago

    I guess that rat is not into lady rats. He should have enough food for 2 plus — Um — rats have an awful lot of babies, so maybe that won’t work.

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    NeedaChuckle  9 days ago

    Costco actually has prepper food plans where you can buy a year’s worth of food. I’m pretty sure it is Costco.

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    Andrew Sleeth GC Insider 9 days ago

    Next week, Rat will be a Preppy sporting a blue blazer with gold buttons and penny loafers.

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    NORTHIDAHO  9 days ago

    Always the problem…If the pilot knows where your going he doesn’t need you.

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    F-Flash  9 days ago

    What if your pilot is a terrible navigator and he lands you in Venezuela? They don’t have enough food there for 10 days, let alone 10 years. I hear they Rats for breakfast there.

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    LeoDaSavage  9 days ago

    He will probably sing that I’m a prepper song until his ears fall out. Poor pilot.

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    MeGoNow GC Insider 8 days ago

    Rat’s looking a bit like Hunter Thompson. That’s appropriate.

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    mortaur  8 days ago

    Let’s eat Steve.Let’s eat, Steve.

    Punctuation saves lives!

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    mortaur  8 days ago

    Let’s eat Steve.Let’s eat, Steve.

    Punctuation saves lives!

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    wagnertinatlanta  8 days ago

    Inhumane? He’s a rat!

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    Stocky One GC Insider 8 days ago

    That’s what dogs fear the most – a cat-astrophe!

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    mail2jbl  8 days ago

    Zebra’s back! :D

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    Philbert Desanex  8 days ago

    So it was Rat that sent out the Incoming Missile Alert in Hawaii today.

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    Sisyphos  8 days ago

    I hear New Zealand is lovely after the apocalypse, if its volcanoes don’t all go off at once. But don’t worry about the hot, scalding pyroclastic flow, Rat, because your plane will probably go down in a remote part of the South Pacific, thanks to a scrawny, unhappy pilot….

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    Swirls Before Pine  8 days ago

    Preppers are more concerned about surviving a catastrophe than working to prevent one in the first place.

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