Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Ira Nayman

    Ira Nayman said, 10 months ago

    Nobody likes a gloating shark…

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 10 months ago

    Maybe Goat should treat that fish to the house special: Oxygen tank a la Scheider.

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 10 months ago

    Considering that we’re driving sharks to extinction, I can see why they might want us to drown ourselves.

  4. Razputin

    Razputin said, 10 months ago

    Just according to keikaku.

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 10 months ago

    No go, Carbono! You will not prey upon the lead characters!

  6. BrassOrchid

    BrassOrchid GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    And still, a cooler world will have less evaporation from sea level and less precipitation. That means less water available for plants and animals and for cooling the atmosphere associated with land masses. Deserts are hot from a lack of water, due to low atmospheric water vapor, due to low sea water temperatures, quite probably caused by the high reflectivity and chilled runoff from huge continental glaciers of twenty thousand years previous. The seas did rise when the glaciers receded, and the atmosphere warmed because of it. It actually would have provided a global flood that drowned all of mankind’s coastal cities, which would be most of them.
    Now I need to listen to “Langue d’Amour”.

  7. Dabattlebacca

    Dabattlebacca said, 10 months ago

    Now, still, humans would be relatively safe, as sharks don’t eat us unless they mistake us for say, a seal, or they’re starving to death.

  8. cooj

    cooj GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Kevin Costner’ll save ‘em. And Napoleon’s girl friend.

  9. ajr58

    ajr58 said, 10 months ago

    “Candygram!”

  10. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, 10 months ago

    gulp!

  11. Mpercy

    Mpercy said, 10 months ago

    Goat’s just wrong. If every bit of land-borne ice covering Antarctica, Greenland, and all other glaciers melted the sea-level rise would be about 60 meters, or something around 220 feet. Bad for coastal areas, but we are not looking at waterworld.

  12. plus4

    plus4 said, 10 months ago

    Finally! Someone who doesn’t write “phase” when they mean “faze”!

  13. bgby4884

    bgby4884 said, 10 months ago

    At least we were saved from the ice age!

  14. Reppr

    Reppr said, 10 months ago

    It also doesn’t faze me.
    (Especially since it is not happening.)

  15. Squoop

    Squoop said, 10 months ago

    Actually it’s the jellyfish that will inherit the earth.

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