Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 12 months ago

    You should feel complimented, Paris; the US government is interested in your love life.
    Now go over to Jenny’s place and give the microphones a workout.

  2. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 12 months ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Yeah … that would rot Rat’s socks off !!

  3. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, 12 months ago

    Or, there is always the Mute button…

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 12 months ago

    ‘Maybe one of the dirty rats at the NSA is listening to us.’
    ‘Hey, I’m a clean rat …ooops…’

  5. A Common 'tater

    A Common 'tater said, 12 months ago

    Now let someone tell us that 1984 isn’t already with us.

  6. robert lopez jr.

    robert lopez jr. said, 12 months ago

    Jenny actually has nice hair…for a goat!!!!?

  7. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, 12 months ago

    Rat!…your despicable.

  8. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, 12 months ago


    You know! Stephan Paris? :)

  9. Dabattlebacca

    Dabattlebacca said, 12 months ago

    Smooth Rat. Smooth.

  10. Enoki

    Enoki said, 12 months ago

    And Jenny’s number is 867-5309…

  11. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 12 months ago

    Is the NSA watching Rat watching over Goat and Jenny’s conversation? Will his loose lips get him canned from his listening post?
    We can only hope!
    Meanwhile, go for it, Goat! Jenny seems nice.

  12. doublepaw

    doublepaw said, 12 months ago

    If anyone in our government listened in on my phone conversations, they would just get bored.

  13. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, 12 months ago

    Please! someone call me.

  14. ebsan

    ebsan said, 12 months ago

    That reminds me of when I was young and we had a party line. It wasn’t much of a party if we got caught listening evesdropping.

  15. cooj

    cooj GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    Is that trees reflecting on a pond through a window, or an oscilloscope reading?

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