Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine


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  1. Bilan

    Bilan said, 4 months ago

    At least the tighty-whities aren’t down under.

  2. templo SUD

    templo SUD said, 4 months ago

    And instead of reindeer, Santa’s sleigh is pulled by six white boomer kangaroos. (“Six White Boomers” is a novelty Australian Christmas song.)

  3. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 GoComics PRO Member said, 4 months ago

    OK, I’m with Pig. That mental image is just disturbing!

  4. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 4 months ago

    @templo SUD

    Hmmm, yes … by Rolf Harris – who has fallen somewhat out of favour lately.

  5. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 4 months ago

    I’ve played the role of Santa a couple of times (goes with my physique, I guess … somewhat like Panel 2) …

    It’s HOT in that red suit in summer !!!

  6. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, 4 months ago

    Down under wear.

  7. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, 4 months ago

    I thought Santa had elves, not Jockeys.

  8. Number Six

    Number Six said, 4 months ago


    There’s been three more charges made against him – one involving a 7-8 year old.

    Stop the world, I want to get off!

  9. kamb8

    kamb8 said, 4 months ago

    I think Pig said what’s on all our minds.

  10. edclectic

    edclectic said, 4 months ago


  11. NebulousRikulau

    NebulousRikulau GoComics PRO Member said, 4 months ago

    Could be worse.
    He could be wearing Speedos.

  12. Alun Rundle

    Alun Rundle GoComics PRO Member said, 4 months ago

    I was out in Aus last Christmas. Kalgoorlie, W.A. to be precise. 45 Degrees C and Santa wears a lightweight version of the normal kit. And the beard.

  13. Varnes

    Varnes said, 4 months ago

    “Men over 40 shouldn’t take their shirts off.. It scares the animals and confuses the children”…..Red Green…..

  14. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 4 months ago

    You did that on purpose, Cartoon-Boy! I’ll never be able to look at Santa the same again! And it’s your fault! Ewww!

  15. Johnathan Hughes

    Johnathan Hughes said, 4 months ago

    “Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way . .
    Christmas in Australia on a scorching Summer’s day – HEY!
    Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut,
    Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden ute!”
    - Aussie Jingle Bells, Colin Buchanan

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