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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
Dec 21, 2013
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Voice (on the phone):  Hello. And welcome to First National Savings' automated teller system.  If your question is about your account balance, please say 'balance'. If you'd like to make a transfer, please say 'transfer'. Or if you'd like to speak to a representative, please say 'representative'.
Rat:  Donkey dung.
Voice (on the phone):  I'm sorry. I didn't catch that.
Rat:  The dung of donkeys.
Voice (on the phone):  I'm sorry. I still didn't catch that. Please stay on the line for a representative.  First National Savings...can I have your account number?
Rat:  It's the little things that get me through life.
Dec 23, 2013
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