Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. einarbt

    einarbt said, almost 3 years ago

    Worrying is what I thought.

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, almost 3 years ago

    Aim for the beer pool, you bozos, and don’t swallow!

  3. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 3 years ago

    re: sherlock

    With a slightly higher specific gravity to beer than water, they should float well.

  4. cdgar

    cdgar said, almost 3 years ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    Is that kind of like a root beer float?

  5. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, almost 3 years ago

    Although I never saw a Cirque performance, gotta miss Sarah Guyard-Guillot since June.

  6. kamb8

    kamb8 said, almost 3 years ago

    Lemmings aren’t intentionally suicidal. They do swarm through the countryside, though, which can result in fatal accidents. And the Disney documentary popularized the idea and was all lies. So there’s that.

  7. michaelyukyuk

    michaelyukyuk said, almost 3 years ago

    Thurber was a notorious lemminophobe.

  8. edclectic

    edclectic said, almost 3 years ago

    I think we’re all lemmings on this bus…

  9. thebird55

    thebird55 said, almost 3 years ago

    Lemming outta here.

  10. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 3 years ago

    How much do you pay those acrobats, Rat? Do any of them ever collect their paycheck?
    Or, more likely, did you make them pay you for the clown-makeup?
    Do they get all the beer they can drink backstage in green room before their act goes on? Does it go over big? What does the ILAAPWU (International Lemming Actors and Acrobats and Public Whiners Union) have to say about this?

  11. Earl Crokydile

    Earl Crokydile said, almost 3 years ago

    Mee like marteenie wif twist of lemming

  12. ninjagozane13

    ninjagozane13 said, almost 3 years ago

    i feel bad for the lemmings, but not that bad

  13. jessegooddoggy

    jessegooddoggy said, almost 3 years ago

    Kids read this strip??

  14. ShadowBeast

    ShadowBeast GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    Can’t they die with dignity?
    But then again these guys are the same lemmings and always survive their jumps or come back to life like the Crocs.

  15. SwimsWithSharks

    SwimsWithSharks GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    Good family entertainment would be to teach the kids some beer-drinking songs.

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