Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. einarbt

    einarbt GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Good service, right?

  2. cdgar

    cdgar said, 11 months ago

    I have some clocks that need a good cleaning….

  3. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, 11 months ago

    I think you should get the hammers, too

  4. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, 11 months ago

    Would like to know how “clean one’s clock” means “pulverize someone.”

  5. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, 11 months ago

    well, at least he didn’t offer to paint his wagon.

  6. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    Don’t believe I’ve ever seen Rat drop a beer before.

  7. Bilan

    Bilan said, 11 months ago


    There are certain times that it’s good to drop your beer.

  8. thebird55

    thebird55 GoComics PRO Member said, 11 months ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    It might be in line with “take you apart”, as that is needed to clean a clock.

  9. kamb8

    kamb8 said, 11 months ago

    Not as good, but there’s also “I’m gonna rearrange your face!”

  10. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, 11 months ago

    Based on a current lame tv series featuring men w/motorcycles, he’ll hug you first, then ask if you’re okay. And then he’ll beat you.

  11. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 11 months ago


    or send him to sleep with the fishes … (Note: not an invitation to go SCUBA diving …).

  12. Prof d'anglais

    Prof d'anglais said, 11 months ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    I’m not sure, but I suggest perhaps it’s a reference to Cockney Rhyming slang – a clock face. He’s going to apply pressure to their faces… with his fist.

  13. Dave4B

    Dave4B said, 11 months ago

    @Prof d'anglais

    In Cockney rhyming slang, face is boat race.

    The origin of Clean ones Clock appears uncertain.

  14. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 11 months ago

    Even better than the Spilled Coffee trope is the Spilled Beer trope! At least Rat is smart enough to run and hide rather than have his clock cleaned by Biker Bob [I’m just guessing based on past Pastis practice that that’s his name].

  15. kea

    kea said, 11 months ago

    Must be Windex Day in Comicsland

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