Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, over 1 year ago

    If the other team is made up of crocs, Rat will probably penalize them for excessive dribbling.

  2. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, over 1 year ago

    Has Rat met his match in GD ?

    (Now where did I put that bazooka ?)

  3. bluegirl285

    bluegirl285 said, over 1 year ago


  4. noahproblem

    noahproblem said, over 1 year ago

    OK, having Rat as the ref makes for the obvious jokes, but wouldn’t Zebra make more economic sense (you wouldn’t have to buy him a uniform, after all)?

    OTOH, if they were to play the crocs, Zebra’s life expectancy would be about the same as one of them old Mutant League Football refs (i.e. the first call he makes against the crocs…)

  5. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 1 year ago

    Given Monday’s uniform colour, is this a home game, or an away game?

  6. Robyn Moore

    Robyn Moore said, over 1 year ago

    Pigs getting smarter.

  7. corzak

    corzak said, over 1 year ago

    Good call, ref. And if Pig keeps it up, call a flagrant fatness on him.

    That would be two personal fats before the game even started.

  8. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, over 1 year ago

    Excessive ratness…

  9. Varnes

    Varnes said, over 1 year ago

    That’s what you get when you try supply side shtuff…

  10. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, over 1 year ago

    Pig got whistled for a flagrant foul for fatness.

  11. finale

    finale said, over 1 year ago

    Watch out for the quiet one, Rat.

  12. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    Rat loves the incontestable authority I’m sure, but…he has turned his back to Mr. Snuffles! One tiny nod from LGD and Rat will be on the indefinitely disabled list!

  13. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    1) “Fair is relative”…and we know Rat hates his relatives!
    2) Rat’s “excessive fatness” is between his ears!

  14. dreadlokz

    dreadlokz said, over 1 year ago

    OOOoooooh NO!

  15. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, over 1 year ago

    Yep, Pig fouls out before the game even STARTS

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