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At its heart, Pearls Before Swine is the comic strip tale of two friends: an arrogant Rat who thinks he knows it all and a slow-witted Pig who doesn't know any better. Together, this pair offers caustic commentary on humanity's quest for the unattainable. Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams says that Pearls is "one of the few comics that make me laugh out loud." The strip has twice won the National Cartoonists Society's Reuben division award for Best Newspaper Comic Strip – in 2003 and in 2006.
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win said, 4 months ago
I’m midway to insane reading these puns.
margueritem
said, 4 months ago
Probably not…
templo SUD said, 4 months ago
Oh, good grief. How does that woman make sure her husband isn’t reading that ad?
paha_siga said, 4 months ago
@templo SUD
How does she make sure that he doesn’t answer that ad, among others?
Brian K
said, 4 months ago
Seeks a Fair
jukeofurl said, 4 months ago
Life is so un- fair. . ..
orinoco womble said, 4 months ago
Cotton candy is sweeter than an affair and lasts longer.
Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago
Maybe her ad should start with, ‘Do you like Pina Coladas ..?’
thebird55 said, 4 months ago
@Bruno Zeigerts
You beat me to it.
F6F5Hellcat said, 4 months ago
I don’t know. She may find plenty of men at the fair willing to have an affair with her.
old1953 said, 4 months ago
Post office box. Or the paper has a privacy forwarding service. Quite a few papers do, which startled the heck out of this old man, when I noticed it.
MadCow
said, 4 months ago
I’ll let Rat be the critic here…

Sisyphos said, 4 months ago
Well stated, MadCow! Here’s another: boot!
……………………………………
The county fair is not intended for what this married woman wants. —Although that does not preclude her finding it there….
SusanSunshine
said, 4 months ago
I want to go to a county excellent.
But all we have is a fair.
masterskrain said, 4 months ago
And who needs a sideshow featuring freaks and geeks when we have Larry, The crocs, Zeeba Zeeba Neighbor, Lil’ Guard Duck, and Mr. Snuffles??