Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    Larry freed Willie?
    And fed him?

  2. TheSnoopster

    TheSnoopster said, over 3 years ago

    I think Larry gave the whale $$$, what else?

  3. StrummerFan

    StrummerFan said, over 3 years ago

    Hey, the Killer Whale undied!! Again!!

  4. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Looks like he was well sated.

  5. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 3 years ago

    Okay, no more dolphins attacking innocent crocodiles.

  6. StrummerFan

    StrummerFan said, over 3 years ago

    Took me a while to find this, but here’s one for the newer readers…

  7. Bilan

    Bilan said, over 3 years ago


    Good research, SF!

  8. opuscroakus70

    opuscroakus70 said, over 3 years ago

    And, here’s how he died-died:

  9. boreas2

    boreas2 said, over 3 years ago

    i knew it !!he was the perfect choice to get rid of the dolphins!

  10. W_Inc.

    W_Inc. said, over 3 years ago


    Great, now I’m starting to miss Alphonse the needy porcupine.

  11. corzak

    corzak said, over 3 years ago


    @opuscroakus, @W_Inc.

    And what ever happened to the evil clone twins – sea anemone enemy Annette O’Meade, and Ann, a maid who had an enema with Eminem?

  12. win

    win said, over 3 years ago

    Sea World’s lawyer called, they want their animal acts back.

  13. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, over 3 years ago

    Wait, I thought he was killed when Pig’s sea anemone enemy, who had been split in two by Rat and became Annette O’Mead and her sister Ann, tried blowing Pig up with a bomb in Project `Fried Bacon.’ Rat got up in the morning to find Pig Strapped to the bomb. Rat then took the bomb and bakked it into a meatloaf and gave it to a porcupine named Alphonse. But Alphonse hates meatloaf so he gave it to Chuckie the sheep. Chuckie re-gifted the meatloaf to Zebra. Zebra took pity on a poor predator who hadn’t had a meal in weeks. And the last we saw of the Killer Whale he was playing a harp in heaven and saying “Not who you were expecting, was it?” Pastis even said in The Crass Menagire that the Killer Whale hadn’t gotten the reaction he expected and so he killed him off at the end of this series. Only after he was gone did his fans suddenly start telling him how much they loved the character and wanted him back, though it was too late. Haven’t seen the character since then.

    Until now.

  14. John Kraft

    John Kraft said, over 3 years ago

    so, un-free the undead free willie, who…

    where’s Little Guard Duck and the “Pastis-Ends-All-Story-Lines- in one last blast from the past…”

    I know, it’s really “The Never Ending Story” all over again.

    But, gee, isn’t that really redundant?

  15. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 3 years ago

    ORCA! Burp!
    Croc! (Me tell Junior leetul white lie, make eem proud of his dad!)

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