Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. jukeofurl

    jukeofurl said, almost 4 years ago

    Buy him a vowel & a consonant – he’ll get the picture.

  2. treesareus

    treesareus said, almost 4 years ago

    We got rid of our television 17 years ago. Best thing we ever did.

  3. eddie6192

    eddie6192 said, almost 4 years ago

    Andy should try during the commercial break.

  4. SwimsWithSharks

    SwimsWithSharks GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    Write it in snow on his grave, if ya catch my drift.

  5. rshive

    rshive said, almost 4 years ago

    Well, some people aren’t all that verbal. My Dad expressed himself far better when he wasn’t trying to say anything than when he was.

  6. Number Three

    Number Three said, almost 4 years ago

    I feel so sorry for poor Andy here.

    I KNOW it’s only a comic strip…

    But still… It can happen.

    xxx

  7. LarryW2LJ

    LarryW2LJ said, almost 4 years ago

    My dad was kind of like that, but not THAT bad. That’s why I made a promise to myself when my kids were born, that they will never have to ask themselves if their dad loved them. They will have always known it.

  8. MPeters

    MPeters said, almost 4 years ago

    @Andy
    Maybe if you’d just watch the game with your dad, you’d bond quicker. Join him in what he likes to do.

  9. Vonne Anton

    Vonne Anton said, almost 4 years ago

    Dad is still infatuated with Vanna….it’ll be over in a few minutes.

  10. mkahn

    mkahn said, almost 4 years ago

    Yeah… Vanna + Pat > Andy

  11. mkahn

    mkahn said, almost 4 years ago

    Maybe he can tell him during ‘Price is Right’ or ‘Millionaire’

  12. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    I wanted to be a contestant, but I was excluded when I said I wanted to give VANNA a spin, the heck with the wheel!

  13. LingeeWhiz

    LingeeWhiz said, almost 4 years ago

    First it was Jeopardy, now Wheel of Fortune……then it will be Raw Wrestling! Ya know Andy, I think your dad doesn’t remember you anyway……

  14. iamemskware

    iamemskware said, almost 4 years ago

    This is really a sad arc…..sad but true in far too many cases.

  15. runar

    runar said, almost 4 years ago

    I’m going to try to out-pun Pastis today:

    Q: What do you call kissing a Central American pig?

    A: The Mayan Pork Lips.

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