Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, almost 4 years ago

    Mr. Pastis needs a talk to again.

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, almost 4 years ago

    From the Taxi episode “Reverend Jim: A Space Odyssey”:
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    Jim: “What does a yellow light mean?”
    Bobby: “Slow down.”
    Jim: “Okay. What… does… a… yellow… light… mean?”
    Bobby: “Slow down!”
    Jim: “Okay. Whaaaat… doooooes… aaaa… yellllllowww… liiiiight… meeeean?”
    ·
    Et cetera.

  3. skydancer11

    skydancer11 said, almost 4 years ago

    I swear, if Pig were any slower, he’d be going backward.

  4. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, almost 4 years ago

    Just be glad you’re not talking about baseball, Goat — or you’d be stuck in an interminable round of “Who’s on first?”

  5. guitarmutt

    guitarmutt said, almost 4 years ago

    But what of Andy?

  6. Proginoskes

    Proginoskes said, almost 4 years ago

    Q: Pete and Repete were sitting on a log. Pete fell off; who was left?
    A: Repete.
    Q: Pete and Repete were sitting on a log. Pete fell off; who was left?
    A: Repete.
    Q: Pete and Repete were sitting on a log. Pete fell off; who was left?
    A: Repete.
    Q: Pete and Repete were sitting on a log. Pete fell off; who was left?
    A: Repete.
    Q: Pete and Repete were sitting on a log. Pete fell off; who was left?
    A: Repete.
    Q: Pete and Repete were sitting on a log. Pete fell off; who was left?
    A: Repete.
    Q: Pete and Repete were sitting on a log. Pete fell off; who was left?
    A: Repete.
    Q: Pete and Repete were sitting on a log. Pete fell off; who was left?
    A: Repete.
    Q: Pete and Repete were sitting on a log. Pete fell off; who was left?
    A: Repete.

  7. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, almost 4 years ago

    is he the charlotte’s web pig?

  8. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, almost 4 years ago

    Paris, you need some relaxation after that. Go play on the slide.
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    http://www.clipjunkie.com/Goat-on-a-slide-vid13678.html

  9. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, almost 4 years ago

    @Proginoskes

    This one is a classic from my childhood

  10. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, almost 4 years ago

    Aaaand…. just yesterday Graham Harrop did it on Ten Cats

  11. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, almost 4 years ago

    Just take a baseball bat to Pig, Goat. Tell him it’s a clapper and your about to demonstrate what it does.

  12. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, almost 4 years ago

    Man, there are/were some weird products out there: (The Clapper)
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfgN5tUgjb8
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    27 seconds

  13. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 4 years ago

    Sorry, Goat, but you are not communicating clearly. You should have said “it rings the bell.” That would have killed the joke, but then you and Pig could have gone to Cartoon-Pastis and unloaded on him, ’cause he deserves it.

  14. WaitingMan

    WaitingMan said, almost 4 years ago

    A person who takes the instructions, “Lather, rinse, repeat” literally, could end up in an eternal loop.

  15. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, almost 4 years ago

    “Does anyone else remember Sgt. Joe Friday on the Tonight show, and “The Great Copper Clapper Caper”?”
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    (I never saw it so couldn’t remember it, but thanks for the reference.)
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    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xjkcl_copper-clapper-caper_news
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    2 minutes 49 seconds + commercial

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