Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Jim

    Jim said, 5 months ago

    Ai yi yi…..

  2. templo SUD

    templo SUD said, 5 months ago

    Mr. Pastis needs a talk to again.

  3. SherlockWatson

    SherlockWatson said, 5 months ago

    From the Taxi episode “Reverend Jim: A Space Odyssey”:
    ·
    Jim: “What does a yellow light mean?”
    Bobby: “Slow down.”
    Jim: “Okay. What… does… a… yellow… light… mean?”
    Bobby: “Slow down!”
    Jim: “Okay. Whaaaat… doooooes… aaaa… yellllllowww… liiiiight… meeeean?”
    ·
    Et cetera.

  4. skydancer11

    skydancer11 said, 5 months ago

    I swear, if Pig were any slower, he’d be going backward.

  5. Brian K

    Brian K said, 5 months ago

    They’re both Ding-Dongs… Wait! Ahh!!!

  6. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, 5 months ago

    Just be glad you’re not talking about baseball, Goat — or you’d be stuck in an interminable round of “Who’s on first?”

  7. guitarmutt

    guitarmutt said, 5 months ago

    But what of Andy?

  8. Prof danglais

    Prof danglais said, 5 months ago

    @SherlockWatson

    … from Airplane “Please don’t call me Shirley”.

  9. Proginoskes

    Proginoskes said, 5 months ago

    Q: Pete and Repete were sitting on a log. Pete fell off; who was left?
    A: Repete.
    Q: Pete and Repete were sitting on a log. Pete fell off; who was left?
    A: Repete.
    Q: Pete and Repete were sitting on a log. Pete fell off; who was left?
    A: Repete.
    Q: Pete and Repete were sitting on a log. Pete fell off; who was left?
    A: Repete.
    Q: Pete and Repete were sitting on a log. Pete fell off; who was left?
    A: Repete.
    Q: Pete and Repete were sitting on a log. Pete fell off; who was left?
    A: Repete.
    Q: Pete and Repete were sitting on a log. Pete fell off; who was left?
    A: Repete.
    Q: Pete and Repete were sitting on a log. Pete fell off; who was left?
    A: Repete.
    Q: Pete and Repete were sitting on a log. Pete fell off; who was left?
    A: Repete.

  10. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, 5 months ago

    is he the charlotte’s web pig?

  11. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 5 months ago

    Paris, you need some relaxation after that. Go play on the slide.
    .
    http://www.clipjunkie.com/Goat-on-a-slide-vid13678.html

  12. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, 5 months ago

    @Proginoskes

    This one is a classic from my childhood

  13. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 5 months ago

    Aaaand…. just yesterday Graham Harrop did it on Ten Cats

  14. Radish

    Radish said, 5 months ago

    I’ve heard of it Pig, clap on, clap off.

  15. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, 5 months ago

    Just take a baseball bat to Pig, Goat. Tell him it’s a clapper and your about to demonstrate what it does.

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