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At its heart, Pearls Before Swine is the comic strip tale of two friends: an arrogant Rat who thinks he knows it all and a slow-witted Pig who doesn't know any better. Together, this pair offers caustic commentary on humanity's quest for the unattainable. Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams says that Pearls is "one of the few comics that make me laugh out loud." The strip has twice won the National Cartoonists Society's Reuben division award for Best Newspaper Comic Strip – in 2003 and in 2006.
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Jim said, 5 months ago
Ai yi yi…..
templo SUD said, 5 months ago
Mr. Pastis needs a talk to again.
SherlockWatson said, 5 months ago
From the Taxi episode “Reverend Jim: A Space Odyssey”:
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Jim: “What does a yellow light mean?”
Bobby: “Slow down.”
Jim: “Okay. What… does… a… yellow… light… mean?”
Bobby: “Slow down!”
Jim: “Okay. Whaaaat… doooooes… aaaa… yellllllowww… liiiiight… meeeean?”
·
Et cetera.
skydancer11 said, 5 months ago
I swear, if Pig were any slower, he’d be going backward.
Brian K
said, 5 months ago
They’re both Ding-Dongs… Wait! Ahh!!!
legaleagle48 said, 5 months ago
Just be glad you’re not talking about baseball, Goat — or you’d be stuck in an interminable round of “Who’s on first?”
guitarmutt said, 5 months ago
But what of Andy?
Prof danglais said, 5 months ago
@SherlockWatson
… from Airplane “Please don’t call me Shirley”.
Proginoskes said, 5 months ago
Q: Pete and Repete were sitting on a log. Pete fell off; who was left?
A: Repete.
Q: Pete and Repete were sitting on a log. Pete fell off; who was left?
A: Repete.
Q: Pete and Repete were sitting on a log. Pete fell off; who was left?
A: Repete.
Q: Pete and Repete were sitting on a log. Pete fell off; who was left?
A: Repete.
Q: Pete and Repete were sitting on a log. Pete fell off; who was left?
A: Repete.
Q: Pete and Repete were sitting on a log. Pete fell off; who was left?
A: Repete.
Q: Pete and Repete were sitting on a log. Pete fell off; who was left?
A: Repete.
Q: Pete and Repete were sitting on a log. Pete fell off; who was left?
A: Repete.
Q: Pete and Repete were sitting on a log. Pete fell off; who was left?
A: Repete.
vwdualnomand said, 5 months ago
is he the charlotte’s web pig?
Alexikakos said, 5 months ago
Paris, you need some relaxation after that. Go play on the slide.
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http://www.clipjunkie.com/Goat-on-a-slide-vid13678.html
Hillbillyman said, 5 months ago
@Proginoskes
This one is a classic from my childhood
SusanSunshine
said, 5 months ago
Aaaand…. just yesterday Graham Harrop did it on Ten Cats
Radish
said, 5 months ago
I’ve heard of it Pig, clap on, clap off.
F6F5Hellcat said, 5 months ago
Just take a baseball bat to Pig, Goat. Tell him it’s a clapper and your about to demonstrate what it does.