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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
Jan 7, 2012
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Rat:  What are you supposed to be?
Pig:  Vito Corleone. I'm going to a mob costume party.
Rat:  A mob costume party?
Pig:  Yeah. And this is a statue of Jimmy Hoffa. Guard Duck made it for me. I bring one every year.
Rat:  What for?
Pig:  At the end of the party, the mobsters blow it up. There's a little fuse in his head. But I think we need to change the design.
Goat:  Why is that?
Pig:  Because people are always re-doing the fuse to make it shorter. That way it blows up right when they light it.
Goat:  But that's not safe.
Pig:  I know. That's why I'm changing it.
Goat:  What are you gonna do?
Pig:  I'm gonna make them a Hoffa they can't re-fuse.
Jan 9, 2012
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