Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 5 years ago

    Nah, rat, your nose just makes a nice spindle…

  2. thatnicecollegeguy

    thatnicecollegeguy said, almost 5 years ago

    This one again? As great as Pearls is, it gets a bit dull to hear the same joke repeated so many times. Although the use of Rat’s nose in the lat panel is nice and original, though a mild punishment for such a high insult.

  3. formally known as doc white

    formally known as doc white said, almost 5 years ago

    @margueritem

    Do not fold,staple bend,spindle or mutalate.

  4. mailinutile2

    mailinutile2 said, almost 5 years ago

    Goat’s blog needs a few banjo casualities in it to become interesting!

  5. rf_eq

    rf_eq said, almost 5 years ago

    @thatnicecollegeguy

    There Are Only Seven Jokes [Paperback]
    by: Glenn Grunenberger

  6. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 5 years ago

    Spindle this, Rat! What does Google Analytics tell you about that?

  7. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, almost 5 years ago

    I always did think all Rat’s appendages looked a bit spindly.


    And his nose is what’s boring. Look — it bored right through those papers.

  8. wdave

    wdave said, almost 5 years ago

    Greetings from the Web Analytics Association! Expect a few page views here, as I circulate the link to our Yahoo forum of 7000+ global analytics professionals. —WDave, WAForum Moderator

  9. Zippy007

    Zippy007 said, almost 5 years ago

    For you have spent enough time in the past doing what pagans choose to do—living in debauchery, lust, drunkenness, orgies, carousing and detestable idolatry. They think it strange that you do not plunge with them into the same flood of dissipation, and they heap abuse on you. 1 Peter 4:3-4

  10. Kydex29

    Kydex29 said, almost 5 years ago

    Impressive vocabulary, Rat. I didn’t think you had that much actual intelligence – thought you were just a stuffed shirt.

  11. Beth Ann Earle

    Beth Ann Earle said, almost 5 years ago

    I work for a web company and have recommended to my boss that we simply send all of our clients this, instead of wasting time actually looking at their sites and coming up with the same conclusion all over again.

  12. David Quintanar

    David Quintanar said, almost 5 years ago

    Excellent observation KillacowninWA.

  13. Nancy

    Nancy said, almost 5 years ago

    too bad Google Analytics doesn’t really tell you that! I guess that could be deciphered in the lack of returning visitors.

  14. Duke Douglas

    Duke Douglas said, almost 5 years ago

    Goat will become a cartoonist soon.

  15. bmonk

    bmonk said, almost 5 years ago

    @SusanSunshine

    “. . . And his nose is what’s boring. Look — it bored right through those papers.”
    ++++
    I thought he was boring a deeper hole for himself.

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