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At its heart, Pearls Before Swine is the comic strip tale of two friends: an arrogant Rat who thinks he knows it all and a slow-witted Pig who doesn't know any better. Together, this pair offers caustic commentary on humanity's quest for the unattainable. Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams says that Pearls is "one of the few comics that make me laugh out loud." The strip has twice won the National Cartoonists Society's Reuben division award for Best Newspaper Comic Strip – in 2003 and in 2006.
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Radish
said, over 1 year ago
So that’s the secret, we’re all just electrical charges attracting or repelling each other.
hariseldon59 said, over 1 year ago
Sounds like Rat’s adding another chapter to his “Chemistry for Idiots” book.
mnquiz said, over 1 year ago
Where is Pig’s party. I thought Rat and Pig shared a house. In that case, difficult for Rat to miss the party.
Richard S. Russell said, over 1 year ago
Just invoke the Pauli Exclusion Principle.
peanuts_breaker said, over 1 year ago
“there’s just no chemistry between us”
Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago
Dern party poopers! ’Course, I am one.
rf_eq said, over 1 year ago
Probably for the best if you want to avoid a violent reaction.
SusanSunshine
said, over 1 year ago
Valence electrons hang right above the curtain electrons.
They attract dust.
SusanSunshine
said, over 1 year ago
MNquiz, I was thinking that too.
But maybe Pig is having his party at Chucky Cheese’s….. I know my friends never want to go there with me.
Or…. maybe he’s having it at some dive, where his friends don’t want to mix with the negative elements.
Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago
Rat’s made of antimatter. All he has are positrons orbiting antineutrons and antiprotons. His quarks are all messed up… How he avoids going boom is a mystery to physicists…
codedaddy
said, over 1 year ago
OK we can cover the coming lame attempts at puns by reporting about the chemist who deals with valence all week in Valencia, Spain only to confront spouses’ valance hanging job while somewhat alleviated by playing the old Richie Valens collection. (Hoping to reduce the cleverness in the usual comments department by 20 or so).
Michael Falk said, over 1 year ago
@SusanSunshine
LMAO! Brilliant!
finkd said, over 1 year ago
Rat doesn’t want to go because there might be a Banjo Fatality.
masterskrain said, over 1 year ago
Just reverse the polarity of the Neutron Flow…
Hey, it always worked for The Doctor!
Rodney said, over 1 year ago
@Richard S. Russell
I’d exclude Pauly Shore too…