Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sarah Plain

    Sarah Plain said, over 5 years ago

    Mayonnaise is far more likely to kill you in your sleep due to clogged arteries…

  2. perceptor3

    perceptor3 said, over 5 years ago

    “Homicidal Mayonnaise. . .” There’s a rock band name waiting to happen!

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 5 years ago

    I never did like mayonnaise. Rat’s fear-mongering only reinforces my aversion to the vile stuff. The only thing we have to fear is, mayonnaise itself!

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 5 years ago

    That would make for a bad Hollywood movie: Invasion of the Mayo jars… “They come for you in your sleep. They drop from shelves onto your heads… They are all around you…AAAAAAAA! It’s the Invasion of the MAYO JARS!” and then a huge caption like the 1950 War of the Worlds…

  5. lombre

    lombre said, over 5 years ago

    I look forward to Rat’s upcoming story on how our computers may be trying to strangle us during dinner.

  6. kreole

    kreole said, over 5 years ago

    Miracle Whip is the only solution.

  7. x_Tech

    x_Tech GoComics PRO Member said, over 5 years ago

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  8. GROG!

    GROG! GoComics PRO Member said, over 5 years ago

    There’s a flaw in your statement, Rat. I neither stock mayo or Miracle Whip or even catsup in my house. I only buy the finest of mustards.

  9. jeffc42

    jeffc42 GoComics PRO Member said, over 5 years ago

    Hey Stephan, if I get you to speak at my event, can I make it a staff meeting and you can threaten them that Rat will hit them with a bat if they don’t start doing their jobs right and quit whining? I can’t promise beer on site, but there are tons of great restaurants around and Japanese beer is very good. Not to mention sake’.

  10. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, over 5 years ago

    Killer condiments.

  11. DocOmics

    DocOmics said, over 5 years ago

    Here in El Paso, they celebrate Cinco de Mayo. The “highlight” is a big cook-off where you have to create five dishes using mayonnaise as the theme ingredient.

  12. karandpr

    karandpr said, over 5 years ago

    Rat finally a Dream job. First job where his employer praised him.

  13. Bear

    Bear said, over 5 years ago

    I knew it. Every fast-food joint in the world is putting that murderous stuff on their burgers, and all this time I thought they were doing it by choice. Now I know the mayo must be forcing them into being its accomplices.

  14. Yellow Cat

    Yellow Cat said, over 5 years ago

    @Bear

    Quoth the Mayo: “You wouldn’t want me to have to … grease you”.

  15. Old Timer

    Old Timer GoComics PRO Member said, over 5 years ago

    Steve has captured the evening news “daily scare” perfectly!

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