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Pearls Before Swine

By Stephan Pastis
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Jul 16, 2011
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Pig:  Hiya, Goat!
Goat:  Hey, Pig...thanks for coming to my party...where's Rat?
Pig:  Oh, you know how he is...not exactly Mr. Social.
Goat:  That's true. He came to my summer barbecue last year and just sat inside reading a book.  And remember my Christmas party? He went outside in the cold and just sat alone on the deck chair smoking.  Well, no matter. Let's forget about him and just have a good time.
Pig:  You got it. Is everyone in the living room?
Goat:  Yup. Go join them and I'll hang up your coat.
Rat:  You mind?
Goat:  That's disturbing.
Jul 18, 2011
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