Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Barry Carter

    Barry Carter said, almost 4 years ago

    The crocs originally dug them up to be snacks!

  2. KZ71

    KZ71 said, over 1 year ago

    Normally the answer to that kind of question is “meow.”

  3. Snarky The Chocolate Snark

    Snarky The Chocolate Snark said, 8 months ago

    @Barry Carter

    Hail Eris!

    No, the plan was to find a sneaky way into Zebra’s house. Of course, what with the crocs being the crocs, they fail at planning, so Rat had to pull a reverse deus ex machina (or maybe it was inverse — it’s a fine distinction, but I’m not above puzzling over such things), but anyway, yeah, it’s always been about Zebra. He’s James Bond to their SPECTRE, if SPECTRE were denser than the average neutron star, and spectacularly inept at making plans (instead of being Super al-Qaeda).

    The capacity to blunder slightly is the real marvel of DNA. Without this special attribute, we would still be anaerobic bacteria and there would be no music.


    AIYA_AIYA said, 3 months ago


    But it has to be Zebra that asks it.

  5. Zeired Scoffa

    Zeired Scoffa said, about 1 month ago


    Yeah, but Snuffles would probably turn them in to Guard Duck.

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