Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. leftwingpatriot

    leftwingpatriot said, about 24 hours ago

    Good thing my car doesn’t have that mechanism or my it would beat me with a tire iron.

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 24 hours ago

    I think cars should be programmed to roll up the windows and lock the doors if the driver starts smoking. Why should the rest of us have to put up with it?

  3. cdgar

    cdgar said, about 24 hours ago

    Technology. Pft.

  4. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, about 24 hours ago

    Well, Goat’s car ain’t Knight Industries Two Thousand nor Knight Automated Roving Robot.

  5. rshive

    rshive said, about 23 hours ago

    The fourth time it really gets nasty.

  6. PICTO

    PICTO said, about 23 hours ago

    I think the car is pressing your buttons, Paris…

  7. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, about 23 hours ago

    @TEMPLO S.U.D.

    Too bad on the 2000, that might have been fun. Now on KARR, that’s just plain dangerous.

  8. ragtime78rpm

    ragtime78rpm said, about 22 hours ago

    If you didn’t close the car door all the way, my friend’s car used to say “the door is ajar — the door is ajar”. This would confuse us, because we were sure that the door was, in fact, a door, and not a jar at all.

  9. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, about 22 hours ago


    Sorry, off topic. Saw the screen name and really started looking at your avatar. Is that Scott Joplin?

  10. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, about 22 hours ago

    For the fourth time, the car starts itself and runs you down.

  11. Juice- Bruce

    Juice- Bruce said, about 20 hours ago

    What happens if it is a Croc car and you push the button for a 4th time ? Would you get a Croc of …………………? Just saying :-)

  12. ShadowBeast

    ShadowBeast GoComics PRO Member said, about 19 hours ago

    I always hope to see someone’s car explode when pressing their remote buttons.

  13. daDoctah

    daDoctah said, about 19 hours ago

    My idea for an auto safety device would be something that hooks up to the turn signal. If the signal stays on continuously for five full minutes, the car will make the turn being signalled. Even if it’s going over a bridge at the time. (The five minutes grace period is to allow for long waits at stoplights.)

  14. dave0311

    dave0311 said, about 18 hours ago

    That car speaks the truth.

  15. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, about 17 hours ago

    I’m one of the few guys who realizes he shouldn’t drive. Only time I tried I was so nervous I got a speeding ticket…& that was on my written exam!!

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