Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, about 22 hours ago

    After all these years, and S’Mores have been around since 1927 (I haven’t), I finally had to find out what they were.

    S’More recipe

    S’More is apparently a contraction of some more ,as in “Give me some more.” There should be a “please” before the period too I think.

  2. SherlockWatson

    SherlockWatson said, about 22 hours ago

    Shame on you, Elly; you shouldn’t be smoking in a restaurant!

  3. edclectic

    edclectic said, about 22 hours ago

    Rat is into bestiality? Figures…

  4. Bilan

    Bilan said, about 22 hours ago

    @SherlockWatson

    She is a little hot-headed.

  5. Johnny Robo

    Johnny Robo said, about 22 hours ago

    yeah, but she dont WANT s’more o’ him…

  6. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 22 hours ago

    She could have turned him over and had a wiener roast.

  7. Radish

    Radish said, about 21 hours ago

    I believe that marshmallow is one of the four major food groups.

  8. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 20 hours ago

    Bad Elly! Bad!
    Rat, you have a sick imagination.
    Of course, you are Stephan’s alter ego….

  9. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, about 19 hours ago

    @Alexikakos

    In the UK some desserts etc are described as “moreish.” As in you want more. My hubby thought I was saying Moorish. As in Othello. He couldn’t figure that out.

  10. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, about 19 hours ago

    Radish I agree!


    And s’mores are definitely more-ish.

  11. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, about 19 hours ago

    Meanwhile… I think I know that guy.
    Go Elly!

  12. seyleigh

    seyleigh said, about 19 hours ago

    @Alexikakos

    I wonder how long it will take you to figure out what woof’ems are?


    And how could you spend your whole life not knowing what a s’more was?


    I would totally buy Rat’s romance novel and give it to someone having a bad day. It would cheer me up!

  13. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 18 hours ago

    Swinging from a chandelier … I knew a girl like that once …

  14. masterskrain

    masterskrain said, about 16 hours ago

    Sounds like Rat cast himself as Ellie’s Date…
    “He Talked about himself…and talked about himself…and talked about himself!”
    Sounds familiar…

  15. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, about 16 hours ago

    @seyleigh

    “I wonder how long it will take you to figure out what woof’ems are? "

    I had never heard of “woof’ ems” before today.

    For others in the same boat…
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    ”Woof’ems” explanation and recipe


    From experience, I’d just make my own dry “Baking Powder Biscuits” or “Scotch Cream Scones” mix and add the necessary wet ingredients at the camp/picnic site.

    Thanks, it’s amazing what we humans find good to eat outdoors that we wouldn’t begin to look at indoors isn’t it? And yes, I know that that is a “First World Problem.”

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