Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. leftwingpatriot

    leftwingpatriot said, about 20 hours ago

    Goat, stop wasting your time talking to Pig. Here are addresses for 3 pubs in Petaluma:
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    Dempsey’s Restaurant and Brewery
    50 E. Washington Street, Petaluma, CA 94952
    Ph 707 765-9694
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    Lagunitas Brewing Company
    1280 N. McDowell Boulevard
    Petaluma, Calif. 94954
    Ph 707.778.8776
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    Zodiacs
    256 Petaluma Blvd. North, Petaluma, California 94952
    Phone: (707) 773-7751
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    Zodiacs is the only one that is open right now. Apparently, bars close by 9 pm in Petaluma — what the…?

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 19 hours ago

    Paris, there’s a simple solution to this problem — put a saddle on Pig, make him carry you to the bar, and get high on the hog.

  3. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, about 19 hours ago

    Gotta love AND loathe those four words: “you can’t miss it.”

  4. drosedrosedrose

    drosedrosedrose GoComics PRO Member said, about 19 hours ago

    This is why I got a GPS system. This is why I don’t like to ask for directions. In mondern times, everyone should have a GPS system and no one will ever need to ask for directions again. Also, the old fashion way to find your way: maps. Thank you and good night, Good Knights

  5. Bilan

    Bilan said, about 19 hours ago

    Does Pig go there to drink or does he just drive people to drink?

  6. drosedrosedrose

    drosedrosedrose GoComics PRO Member said, about 19 hours ago

    @leftwingpatriot

    You started this, bar recommendations, here is a place I like:
    Pacific Coast Brewing
    906 Washington St.
    Oakland Ca 94607

  7. phylum

    phylum said, about 19 hours ago

    turn left right after the cloud..it will be just under the moon..you cant miss it..

  8. Liverlips McCracken

    Liverlips McCracken GoComics PRO Member said, about 19 hours ago

    You find it the same way you find the Hekawi Indian tribe’s village: Turn left at rock that look like bear. Then turn right at bear that look like rock.

  9. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 18 hours ago

    ‘you keep going until you come to … the fork in the road!’

  10. Jest Phulin

    Jest Phulin said, about 18 hours ago

    Was anyone else expecting an awful pun with a setup like “brew pub in Petaluma”?

  11. lmonteros

    lmonteros said, about 18 hours ago

    @drosedrosedrose

    Except that GPS is often inaccurate or takes you the shortest way, which might be on roads that aren’t really roads. Like the people who get lost in Death Valley. Besides, GPS doesn’t know how to pronounce the Spanish names of streets, and there are plenty of those around Petaluma.

  12. lmonteros

    lmonteros said, about 18 hours ago

    @Jest Phulin

    I was! Especially because I don’t think there’s anyplace in California where a two-lane road would be considered a big highway. Even Petaluma.

  13. lmonteros

    lmonteros said, about 18 hours ago

    From hometown boy Harry Partch, “On the Seventh Day, Petals Fell in Petaluma” attached to rather Monty Pythonesque animation. https://youtu.be/_TI_Fps-kfo

  14. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 18 hours ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Ouch …

  15. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, about 18 hours ago

    @Jest Phulin

    Me, too, since it looked like a typical set-up.

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