Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. leftwingpatriot

    leftwingpatriot said, about 18 hours ago

    Goat, if Rat starts choking on his own vomit, don’t help him.

  2. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 18 hours ago

    “If money can’t buy happiness, I guess I’ll have to rent it.” (Weird Al Yankovic, “This Is the Life”)

  3. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, about 18 hours ago

    @Sherlock Watson

    Love that guy’s work.

  4. Radish

    Radish GoComics PRO Member said, about 18 hours ago

    Sounds like an expensive habit.

  5. WildeBill

    WildeBill said, about 18 hours ago

    It’s been said that you only rent beer.

  6. cdgar

    cdgar said, about 18 hours ago

    I’m renting all the happiness I can handle thanks to the SS checks that come every month like clockwork.

  7. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 17 hours ago

    And, next comes the thrill of hunkering down over the toilet …

  8. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, about 17 hours ago

    @cdgar

    Yours actually cover your rent with enough left over for food?

  9. ComicLass

    ComicLass said, about 17 hours ago

    Well Rat has the right idea anyway. If you have a lot of money, then spend it on something useful. It won’t buy happiness, but it can certainly give you a few thrills in life if you spend it wisely. Hoard it all, and you miss a lot.

  10. Bilan

    Bilan said, about 16 hours ago

    Remember when comics used to be for children?

  11. thebird55

    thebird55 said, about 16 hours ago

    Money can buy guitars, and that’s sort of the same thing.

  12. Juice- Bruce

    Juice- Bruce said, about 15 hours ago

    Happiness is an inside job…………must make sure to bring the correct tools !

  13. Kaputnik

    Kaputnik said, about 14 hours ago

    Or as Rodney Dangerfield said, it lets you choose your own type of misery.

  14. Adiraiju

    Adiraiju said, about 12 hours ago

    Or, as Berke Breathed put it, “Money can’t buy love, but it sure improves your bargaining position.”

  15. sarah413

    sarah413 GoComics PRO Member said, about 12 hours ago

    I had a friend who was a bartender and he’d always say that you never buy a drink, you only rent it.

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