Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 15 hours ago

    Either way, he was hoping to see paradise.

  2. Kali39

    Kali39 said, about 15 hours ago

    He should go the other way. I’m sure Rat would love having 72 virgins…

  3. jnik23260

    jnik23260 said, about 15 hours ago

    @Kali39

    That would get boring after a while. Sooner or later, ya want someone who knows what she’s doing!

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 14 hours ago

    @Kali39

    Maybe that’s the next arc.

    Or he could study up on his pearl of great price, doctrines and covenants, etc. and have his own planet to populate. Quite frankly that would get boring after a time I would guess. Imagine the wailing from thousands of “spirit kids”. I forget what the mormons call them. Interesting how today the mormons don’t admit that kind of thing. Grew up around them, so it was pretty clear what they believed.

  5. KennyVon

    KennyVon said, about 14 hours ago

    hypocrisy and greed are the basic tenants of religion…

  6. Dave4B

    Dave4B said, about 10 hours ago

    @Kali39

    I’m sure Rat would love having 72 virgins…
    Not if they’re the wrong sort of virgins:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dxpMTFBg48

  7. cdward

    cdward said, about 10 hours ago

    @KennyVon

    I would say hypocrisy and greed are the basic tenants of business, and politics, and … Oh gee, of humanity in general!

  8. Juice- Bruce

    Juice- Bruce said, about 10 hours ago

    One toke over the line……………………..

  9. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, about 10 hours ago

    Rat needs a dose of this…



    …I always liked the name of the church:  “The First Self-righteous Church.”

  10. Puddlesplatt McLearn

    Puddlesplatt McLearn said, about 9 hours ago

    It’s all a wave on the wand…poo poo and gobs of green goat grunt.

  11. plus4

    plus4 said, about 8 hours ago

    Religion, business and politics don’t have “tenants,” they have “tenets.”

  12. Justjoking

    Justjoking said, about 8 hours ago

    Rat hasn’t a prayer of a chance.
    Of course he would spell it “preyer”

  13. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, about 8 hours ago

    With Steph’s luck, Rat will become the patron saint of cartoonists!

  14. hariseldon59

    hariseldon59 said, about 7 hours ago

    Maybe Rat could take lessons from Roger Moore (if anyone remembers that show).

  15. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 7 hours ago

    Okay; it’s clear to me now. Rat is no saint. Never will be. He’s lucky to avoid being struck by lightning. Repeatedly. Seven times seven times….

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