Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, about 17 hours ago

    Exactly how big of a commission do the docs get on each prescription they write?

  2. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, about 17 hours ago

    From the funny farm to the funny pharmacy.

  3. Three Steps Over Japan

    Three Steps Over Japan said, about 17 hours ago

    5 second rule!

  4. Bilan

    Bilan said, about 17 hours ago

    I’ll have whatever the Rep is having.

  5. F6F5Hellcat

    F6F5Hellcat said, about 17 hours ago

    Ain’t just the pharmaceutical reps that push pills. That’s pretty much the answer for everything these days. It’s a lot easier to diagnosis everything so it can be solved with pills than to handle it. And I’m not just talking medical.

  6. daDoctah

    daDoctah said, about 16 hours ago

    Side effects include, but are not limited to, stammering, and inability to maintain a grasp on very small objects.

  7. Gaijinrabbit

    Gaijinrabbit said, about 16 hours ago

    One pill makes you larger
    And one pill makes you small
    And the ones that mother gives you
    Don’t do anything at all
    Go ask Alice
    When she’s ten feet tall


    Jefferson Airplane, ‘White Rabbit’

  8. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, about 16 hours ago

    @Gaijinrabbit



    Actually, it was the liquid in the bottle, the cake, the White Rabbit’s fan, the cakes the rabbit had thrown in the window, and both sides of the mushroom.

  9. Caltex

    Caltex said, about 16 hours ago

    Bring back Pigita and cheese! :)

  10. MayKitten

    MayKitten GoComics PRO Member said, about 15 hours ago

    OH! YES! Me must have Pigita back, playing the part of a couple of delicate, tasty, juicy hams, a pair of nice sliced sides of bacon, and some wonderful, succulent ribs.
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    We mustn’t forget the chops; I remember delicate Lambchops was a succulent character.

  11. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 14 hours ago

    Run, Fred! Find a real doctor! Rat the Imposter will be too busy scooping up fallen pills to notice that you’ve gone!

  12. geometeer

    geometeer said, about 13 hours ago

    Pills before swine?

  13. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 12 hours ago

    “When I wake up in the morning I take a little green pill just to get me to the bathroom … and two little pink ones to make it worth my while when I get there.”


    Ronnie Corbett.

  14. John Smith

    John Smith said, about 12 hours ago

    You all are upset about a few pills? MY GOD PEOPLE, the man is wearing a PINK hospital gown. How sick is THAT?!?!?!

  15. Vince M

    Vince M said, about 10 hours ago

    After a long spell without a checkup, I visited a doctor on a recommendation. He told me I could reverse my borderline high cholesterol/blood sugar numbers with diet and exercise. Boy, what a quack.

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