Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis

Pearls Before Swine

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  1. Bilan

    Bilan said, about 18 hours ago

    Two Bs or not two Bs?
    Until now, I never knew that was a religious question.

  2. jeff_elbel

    jeff_elbel said, about 18 hours ago

    Is Pastis going to have Pig kick a Rabbi next? He’s looking for a lightning bolt to the forehead.

  3. Sherlock Watson

    Sherlock Watson said, about 18 hours ago

    And if you get too close, you’ll get circumcised!

  4. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, about 18 hours ago

    my thoughts exactly

  5. noahproblem

    noahproblem said, about 18 hours ago

    If I were Pig, I wouldn’t be foaming at the mouth to join either…

  6. daDoctah

    daDoctah said, about 17 hours ago

    I remember years ago at the Disney store noticing a Pooh-themed menorah, with each candle held up by a different character. I believe Christopher Robin was the shammas.
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    Piglet looked particularly uncomfortable with his role.

  7. Mario9919

    Mario9919 said, about 17 hours ago

    Now I really want to punch Pig now…

  8. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 16 hours ago

    Military officers (and politicians) often have aides …

  9. BartJ385

    BartJ385 said, about 16 hours ago

    And another total fail. It really isn’t that complicated: if you explain your joke to the audience (panel three), you done fucked up.

  10. punmeister

    punmeister said, about 15 hours ago

    If you start a fight in my church you will not only lose, you’ll get pasted.
    By our pastor.

  11. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 15 hours ago

    @jeff_elbel

    Don’t know about Pastis, but it’s not uncommon to have two months of strips in advance.

  12. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 15 hours ago

    I’d guess this comic was in the pipeline before the Israelis finally got tired of being rocketed and shelled and finally acted to stop it, starting a couple weeks ago. Needless to say, I support the only parliamentary democracy* in the eastern Mediterranean and reject our media’s libels against them. It’s the worst job of selective coverage and mishistory I’ve ever seen. Even 25 years ago editors would hang their heads in shame at the garbage being broadcast now.
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    *Jordan is a partial democracy, dominated by the Hashemites, but King Hussein, despite being the nominal monarch, could not get most reforms done, not even the stopping of barbaric “honor” killings.

  13. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 14 hours ago

    Maybe, Goat, you should have these discussions more often rather than less often. Maybe Pig would learn then! And, yet, I’m not too comfortable with the idea of a porker in a synagogue….

  14. Armitage72

    Armitage72 said, about 13 hours ago

    @daDoctah

    From his facial expression, I’m guessing that this is the one you saw.

    http://terisattic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Winnie-the-Pooh-1024×768.jpg

  15. jreckard

    jreckard said, about 13 hours ago

    The people from Trid have a tradition of going up a hill to watch the sunrise every morning. One day, a visiting rabbi accompanies the Trids up their hill. An ogre appears and kicks them all back down – all except the rabbi. The rabbi asked the ogre, “Why didn’t you kick me?”. The ogre says, “Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids”.

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