Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 25, 1986

Transcript:

Peppermint Patty sits at the kitchen counter next to the toaster, with a glass near her. Her books are sitting on one of the stools.<BR><BR> She walks out of her house holding a box in front of her.<BR><BR> She sits at her desk in class and says,"Yes, Ma'am...I'm ready" She stands in front of the class smiling; she says,"This is my science project..."<BR><BR> She proudly displays a piece of toast on a stick. She exclaims,"Toast on a Stick!"<BR><BR> She smiles with the toast held up for everyone to see and asks,"Are there any questions?"<BR><BR> A classmate raises his hand and asks,"I have a question...how did you ever come up with such a stupid idea?"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty replies,"The kid in the front row wants to know if he can examine my 'Toast on a Stick' more closely..."<BR><BR> The classmate sits gagging and shuddering with the 'Toast on a Stick' shoved in his mouth.<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty sits at her desk in front of Marcie as the latter says,"That wasn't his question, was it, Sir?" Peppermint Patty replies,"No but that was the answer!"<BR><BR>