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  1. jack75287

    jack75287 said, over 4 years ago

    Every body wants to be God.

  2. Gary Williams

    Gary Williams GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    now that they have it what will that do to lower human misery and end wars unless they make into a bomb and wipe out humanity

  3. emptc12

    emptc12 said, over 4 years ago

    My favorite Oliphants are the ones with Heaven. Last December’s with Mark Twain was excellent, and still hangs on my wall. So many clever details in today’s and … God drinks coffee?!

    My theory of the expanding Universe is that it is God’s Cosmic Joke:

    It is a balloon that God blows into…it gets bigger and bigger … until He lets it go and … phhbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt

  4. walruscarver2000

    walruscarver2000 said, over 4 years ago

    And the wingnuts will blame it on someone in 10…9…8…

  5. Godfreydaniel

    Godfreydaniel said, over 4 years ago

    I love the cherubs playing badminton. Could you hunt up that Mark Twain one for us, emptc12? I might have missed that one.

  6. Obama Is Da Man

    Obama Is Da Man said, over 4 years ago

    @Gary Williams

    Well, so long as the military industrial complex and halliburton keep their claws out of it, great humanitarian things may come to pass. We can choose peace!

  7. Fuzzy Thinker (I)

    Fuzzy Thinker (I) GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    “…Non-existence is bliss…” That can be arranged. Just say that phrase three times the day after you die.

  8. George Garrigues

    George Garrigues said, over 4 years ago

    Why does that angel’s phone have a curly cord on it? No iPhone?

  9. emptc12

    emptc12 said, over 4 years ago


    Sorry, it wasn’t last December./

    The Twain cartoon appeared on January 6, 2011./

    My sense of passing time has sped up as I get older. Is it the middle of July, already?! 2012?!! I’m starting to feel like the Time Traveler in the H.G. Wells story./

    (A reading suggestion: THE TIME SHIPS, by Stephen Baxter. It’s a sequel to THE TIME MACHINE.)/

    An additional thought on this cartoon: Are God’s coffee jitters why the stars twinkle?/

  10. emptc12

    emptc12 said, over 4 years ago


    It’s interesting to read commentaries that appeared when certain religious denominations started./

    In his early 1950s book, FADS AND FALLACIES/ IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE, Martin Gardner wrote about Scientology and its founder, L. Ron Hubbard. /

    Mark Twain, in his book ROUGHING IT, wrote long sections about the Mormons. Brigham Young was still alive at the time, and Twain told an amusing joke about him and his wives. Also, some very dark, sinister things./

    As various sects and cults arose over the centuries, contemporary observors wrote of them. During the Reformation period, many that appeared have since become mainstream respectable, although they had strange things about them at first./

    It would be cool to read the nitty-gritty about the origins of Islam, Christianity, and the various Eastern faiths./

    Arthur C. Clarke, in CHILDHOOD’S END, wrote that the alien Overlords had visual recordings of human activities for thousands of years. He wrote that historians were especially eager to view the beginnings of various religions – and were invariably disappointed in the truth./

  11. walruscarver2000

    walruscarver2000 said, over 4 years ago

    Told ya.

  12. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, over 4 years ago

    Anyone tell God that He shouldn’t take the name of His son in vain?

  13. fritzoid

    fritzoid GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago


    Who’s gonna tell Him? You? Besides, didn’t YOUR dad have nicknames for YOU?

  14. fritzoid

    fritzoid GoComics PRO Member said, over 4 years ago

    “And the liberals deny the God particle exists…”

    This liberal’s belief concerning the Higgs Boson is similar to his belief concerning Jesus: I believe it exists, I believe it’s important, I just don’t believe it’s God.

  15. plhooboy

    plhooboy said, over 4 years ago

    I think we’re all bosons on this bus

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