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Apr 26, 2010
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Pig Lawyers: Why, yes, Mr. Doofus, here, wanted to buy a racehorse and I sold him this very fine racehorse and did nothing illegal, by the way, nothing. Indeed, a very fine horse! Y'know, we should enter him in the Kentucky Derby... And bet against him and clean up. Pig Judges: Shouldn't we have done something to protect poor Doofus? Nah - let the doofuses beware. Does he look like a racehorse to you? Let's see his teeth, and I'll tell you. Damn'd if I understand high finance. Never give a sucker an even break, is all ye need to know. I'm from the SEC - did I miss anything? Punk: Triple A.
Apr 28, 2010
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