Your mother is a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! Or is it the other way around?
I fart in you general direction….
On second thought, let’s not go Over The Hedge. It is a silly place.
It’s “Your mother is an elderberry and your father smells of hamster!”
The most deflating response to the ferret is, “You are right. Didn’t know you knew her.” Or, “That’s a good one.” Stops bullies in their tracks. They don’t know how to insult you then.
A ferret that dishes out “Your Mama” insults. That’s a lethal combo. What you wanna bet he starts in tomorrow with the “That’s what she said” one-liners.
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
No! and it ain’t over now!
Wait, does this ferret specialize in misogyny?