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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 3 months ago

   Don’t forget the most eeeevil of them all— CATNIP!!!

   (At least four cats have invaded the yard, eating the dried-up frozen catnip left over from last fall.)
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago

   H’mmm I’m waffling on this one…
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   masterskrain said, 3 months ago

   The truly scary part is the fact that I am almost beginning to be able to follow R.J.’s line of thought!
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   lady lar said, 3 months ago

   Good one Masterskrain! It takes deep thiking sometimes.. and is rewarded by chucklesnorts!
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   bookgeek said, 3 months ago

   I always did wonder why his wife left him…
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   baldhedjer said, 3 months ago

   I forgive her too! Eggplants are awful!!!!
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   win said, 3 months ago

   And after eggplant, it’s zucchini! Ye gods, where will it stop?!
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   vwdualnomand said, 3 months ago

   mmmm…waffles and chicken…sounds good now.
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   foofinho said, 3 months ago

   @win

   That’s the problem! Zucchini never stops!
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    aircraft-engineer said, 3 months ago

    turned her into a pumpkin and ate her … works for me…
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    aircraft-engineer said, 3 months ago

    zucchini stops when the frost kills it…
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    bhinkle said, 3 months ago

    Hammy forgives her without knowing anything about the situation. Did NOT know that Bill “Bubba” was a pumpkin eater … Hammy for DNC chairship-person!!
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    Tacopielvr said, 3 months ago

    @aircraft-engineer

    Lol, you stole my line.
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    sandflea said, 3 months ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    Catnip? Sure it is.
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    pschearer said, 3 months ago

    So she wasn’t a kept woman?
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