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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 4 months ago

   Justifiable homicide … or is that raccoonacide and turtlecide?
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   vwdualnomand said, 4 months ago

   heard that putting socks in the oven at low heat for couple minutes gives you toasty socks on those cold days.
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   win said, 4 months ago

   No one would hear you…
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   masterskrain said, 4 months ago

   @vwdualnomand

   If you fill a sock with uncooked rice, and tie it off, you can put it in the microwave for several minutes to warm it, and it will retain quite a bit of heat for a good while as a neck warmer, or hot pad for strained muscles and the like.
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   Charley007 said, 4 months ago

   Last panel is a nice tribute to Odd Bodkins….
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   david_42 said, 4 months ago

   My wife has slippers filled with linseed. She zaps them and wears them to bed.
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   phritzg said, 4 months ago

   @masterskrain

   You can also use whole corn (the kind sold along side the bird seed). Supposedly it does not produce an odor like the rice does after multiple uses.
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   cwg said, 4 months ago

   This is timberable.
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   lohaces said, 4 months ago

   Years ago I put a damp bathtowel in the microwave to warm it during a cold winter night for my dog. It almost worked; I tried to increase the time a little too much, and suddenly I smelled burning popcorn (which was actually my smoldering bathtowel).
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    Night-Gaunt49 said, 4 months ago

    “In theory” means it is proven. Hypothetically is the word Vern should have used.
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    hippogriff said, 4 months ago

    Bruno Zeigerts: Procynocide, and what genus is that turtle? We know it isn’t genius.
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    detourjones said, 4 months ago

    Blame you! Heck! I think we’d reward you…
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    ujean said, 4 months ago

    @hippogriff

    Hot off Wiki: Chelonii or Testudines.
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    CoBass said, 4 months ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    Try telling an experimental scientist that “in theory” means something is proven…
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