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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 5 months ago

   Considering we’ve had 5 years of record ice, he must be at the south pole where it’s summer.
   .
   Maybe that Soviet-era icebreaker that the baltic states had to ask in last february to free their trapped ships can come and rescue santa…
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   masterskrain said, 5 months ago

   Well, at least it’s not the “Spleening Santa Song”!
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   vwdualnomand said, 5 months ago

   i thought he left for china, since that is where everything is made now…that is where he makes the ipads, designer clothes, etc…all using slave labor. and, sub-contracts out the make the mercedes benz s class.
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   pschearer said, 5 months ago

   I remember as a kid in 1956 how the U.S.S. Nautilus, the world’s first nuclear sub, surfaced at the North Pole through a mere six inches of ice. Sometimes there’s more, sometimes less, as with any weather phenomenon. Nature does what it’s going to do, and man has little to do with it.
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   Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) said, 5 months ago

   @masterskrain

   THANK YOU! I hoped someone would give me a hand with that.
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   masterskrain said, 5 months ago

   @Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

   You’re welcome! I do what I can…
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   bubbareb said, 5 months ago

   @pschearer

   Hate to break it to you, but it was the USS Skate. The Nautilus just cruised under the pole. However, now would be a good time for a sub to surface and rescue dear old Santa and Elf, or at least the presents.
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   stpfeffer said, 5 months ago

   C.mon people! Turn off Fox News! The “record” ice spread over the past few years is a result of the melting, not the cooling of the earth. For the facts, go read what all the respectable, peer-reviewed climate scientists were saying a few weeks ago at the climate summit in Qatar. The consensus on what is REALLY happening to this planet due to the burning of fossil fuels is enough to keep one awake at night.
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   HMunster said, 5 months ago

   I’d be plenty worried if I were that elf.
   Santa’s gonna get hungry pretty soon and start imagining that elf-boy is a golden, juicy, cooked turkey… : (
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    macsj said, 5 months ago

    It’s a comic people! Get over it.
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    masterskrain said, 5 months ago

    @bubbareb

    (Marvin has gone over to the Dark Side??)
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    TheTrustedMechanic said, 5 months ago

    @stpfeffer

    Give it up, there is no thought processes going on in the heads of those who watch faux “news” that why they watch it. They want to be told what to think, it’s easier that way.

    
    Besides don’t you know the corporate interests already have the best and most credible scientific evidence to support their predetermined conclusion that their money could buy?
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    pschearer said, 5 months ago

    @bubbareb

    Thanks for the historical correction. Wikipedia has a wealth of details on both ships.
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    pschearer said, 5 months ago

    @stpfeffer

    Those “respectable, peer-reviewed climate scientists” were caught manipulating data as well as plotting to keep respected scientists who disagree off peer-review committees and out of peer-reviewed journals. Go read the Climategate emails yourself and see. The Warmists also publicly acknowledge that the issue is of such importance that it is permissible to lie to the public. Al Gore’s movie, with all its uncorrected inaccuracies is an example.
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    pschearer said, 5 months ago

    @TheTrustedMechanic

    It is supremely ironic that you accuse viewers of Fox News as having no thought processes. An obedient, compliant public has always been the ideal of the Left; it is the Right that has (too often inconsistently) been on the side of independence and self-reliance. Do you ever actually watch Fox News or are you just parroting MSNBC (which, yes, I do watch too, at least until they turn my stomach).
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