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1. 

   Three Steps Over Japan said, 6 months ago

   A → B,
   B → A,
   whatever.
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   runar said, 6 months ago

   Q: How can you tell that Santa Claus is really a woman?
   
   A: Men can’t pack a bag; don’t answer their mail, aren’t interested in stockings unless someone is wearing them and being responsible for Christmas would require commitment.
   
   Q: How can you tell that Santa Claus is really a man?
   
   A: Stop back later.
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   Josh Lyons said, 6 months ago

   That “chimney” is for various types of fumes that comes out, which is why they’re built (mostly) on opposite sides of the
   house.
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   Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) said, 6 months ago

   No ‘spleen’?
5. 

   Cordicfan said, 6 months ago

   Could also be the plumbing vent.
6. 

   Greyhame said, 6 months ago

   I think that’s what Josh said
7. 

   olfart said, 6 months ago

   I tried to tell my nephew that it was a snorkel in case of floods. His mother sighed that sigh…
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   vwdualnomand said, 6 months ago

   santa is also a pagan god king called odin, where we get the word wednesday. sometimes accompanies by a devil servant who kidnaps kids.
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   fehorse said, 6 months ago

   Sly homage to George Takei
10. 

    runar said, 6 months ago

    @vwdualnomand

    There is no connection between Óðinn and Santa Claus. And “Wednesday” comes from the South Germanic version of his name (Wotan) not the Norse.
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    Night-Gaunt49 said, 6 months ago

    Naw, long ago he figured out how to phase through solid objects. Cleaner too.
12. 

    Stephen Gilberg said, 6 months ago

    They answer the question better than Big Bird ever did.
13. 

    Penny Robinson Fan Club said, 6 months ago

    @vwdualnomand

    No, Santa is folkified Saint Nicholas, ancient Bishop of Myra, who was known for helping the needy.
14. 

    TheSkulker said, 6 months ago

    @olfart

    Creative!
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    DragonRydr said, 6 months ago

    @runar

    Flaw in the Santa is a woman premise, Santa doesn’t answer mail either. (but the rest is right)
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