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   Paul Smith said, 8 months ago

   They got Hell alright.
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   vwdualnomand said, 8 months ago

   barry manilow songs are hell? i thought rebecca black, or that oppan gangnam style, or one direction, or justin bieber, or call me maybe songs were hell. since, they play that over and over this summer.
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   KenTheCoffinDweller said, 8 months ago

   Once I got to listen to an entire symphony that I had not heard in years. When I thanked the Rep that finally answered She was a bit ticked and would not believe that I wasn’t being sarcastic. But they let the music play with out those annoying “All our reprentatives are still busy. Your call is important to us, please continue to hold” speeches. If you are going to play quality hold music for me then don’t interupt unless you are going to actually take my call.
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   the burser said, 8 months ago

   are you sure RJ isn’t a demon?
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   TheTrustedMechanic said, 8 months ago

   “Soul waiting…” now that’s a new one.
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   bubbareb said, 8 months ago

   Commander to invasion fleet: turn around. The humans have a weapon against which there is no defense. Abort, abort. Error, error. Must sterilize, must sterilize. Where is the Creeaattooor …
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   catzilla23 said, 8 months ago

   @

   TheTrustedMechanic cannot seem to grasp that other people have valid opinions, that aren’t his own. I happen to be one of those crybaby right wingers, yet even if I disagree with the mechanic, I try to respect his position and use his (and others of his persuasion) position on issues to test my own. Before you criticize a person walk a mile in their shoes, it gives you a mile head start and leaves them barefoot.
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   wildcatherder said, 8 months ago

   The only thing worse than the “hold voice” telling you how cosmically important you are is the automated response system with fake key clicks, pauses and “chatty voice” which is only cute for the first five seconds.
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   ailurophile17 said, 8 months ago

   Here’s a twist John Collier never thought of! “Thus I refute Herb the demon!” Nothing could be more demonic than being forced to endure even a minute of a Barely Manilow “song.”
   Of course Journey, Kansas, Styx, Chicago or Foreigner would be equally mephitic. I once got put on hold and was astounded to hear U-2’s “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For,” which either displayed a great taste in music or
   some sly ironic detachment or both.
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    kea said, 8 months ago

    @vwdualnomand

    non-song songs, i.e. rap and hip-hop are hell. repetitive like chinese torture
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    comicnut4636 said, 8 months ago

    Ahhh! Barry Banana-Nose!!!!
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    Jeffpaul said, 8 months ago

    Hey! I LIKE that song!
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    fishbulb239 said, 8 months ago

    At least it ain’t country or rap.
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