Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for July 02, 2009
Transcript:
Verne says, "RJ, is it possible that, since you left your family at such a young age, you've confused the memory of your parents with your memory of pop culture figures?" RJ says, "No?" RJ says, "?I distinctly remember Mom being a suburban witch and Dad being an interstellar dark lord." Verne says, "There's just one problem with that. You're a raccoon." RJ says, "I am now. But if a beautiful princess kisses me, I'll turn back into a handsome prince." Verne says, "Wait a second, that's my delusional fantasy!" RJ says, "Well, you obviously weren't using it!"