Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for June 06, 2009
Transcript:
Verne says, "What obtains?" RJ says, "It's this guy on twitter. He keeps bugging me to read his twit-icisms." Verne says, "Who is it?" RJ says, "'Mfry300'?He writes those bubble gum comics. His life is so boring! Check it out?." Should write, but Ellen had American Idol 5th runner-up on.... Drowned self-loating with marashuino cherry juice. Pink teeth. Cool! RJ says, "I'd blow him off, but I'm afraid he'd hurt himself." Verne says, "I wouldn't worry. Writer's block applies to suicide notes, too."