Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for February 14, 2004
Transcript:
E-mails to Verne... "Can I have your autographs?" CL Who, whoville "We don't do autographs... We don't want to add to the enormous after-market on E-Bay." "Yes, we do." "Who do you think drives ther enormous after market on E-Bay?" "I've got Sammy's tail prints up to $80." Wap. "So this is why I've been waking up every morning with an ink stained nose."