Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for August 31, 2001
Transcript:
OVER THE EDGE FIELD GUIDE TO 'BURB WATCHING COMMON SUBURBANITES OF NORTH AMERICA BLACK CLAD, MULTI-PIERCED SURFRIPPER PALE FACE, FRAMED IN BLACK... NOCTURNAL... UNRESPONSIVE TO PARENTAL STIMULI... USES PERFORATED TONGUE TO STRAIN NACHO CHEESE-FLAVORED CHEERIOS AND JOLT COLA... DEAF. "Every song of every artist who ever reported significant hearing loss... download now!"
My flatmate minus the piercin’s.