Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for August 11, 1998
Transcript:
I finished the Star Wars prequel script circulating on the web. I don't want to know. Let's just say that the ancient inspiration for Princess Leia's cinnamon bun hairdo... I don't want to know!! Is shall we say, quite the sensation. I don't want to know!!! Dried, coiled bantha guts... Who'da thunk it? Oh, the humanity!!