Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, over 1 year ago

    I don’t want to parrot the pet store statement so I can only say no.

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    Polly wants a cracker … or else!

  3. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, over 1 year ago

    The parrot looks tame enough to eat off your hand.

  4. YokohamaMama

    YokohamaMama said, over 1 year ago

    @Superfrog

    And your foot, and your………………

  5. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Yeah, the stupid pet store promised him this would be a 20 foot high parrot,
    and this is as tall as it got.

  6. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Next time talk to humans instead of stores.

  7. jreckard

    jreckard said, over 1 year ago

    It’s really messing with my scapularrrr!

  8. Marv Walker

    Marv Walker said, over 1 year ago

    They oughta pass a law outlawing pit parrots. Mine bit my head off.

  9. nighthawks

    nighthawks GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Food of the Gods

  10. TheVernalPool

    TheVernalPool GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Arrghhhh! Me shoulder!

  11. DAZZ

    DAZZ GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Parrots (like most pet animals) learn their manners from those who raise them. They also are very predictably sized and don’t have additional growth with age. So even tho’ a giant parrot is funny for the ‘toon there is only one (Hyacinth McCaw) who is physically much larger than other breeds. They are really gentle sweethearts.


    Even pitbulls have been raised to be gentle by some people. Don’t blame the pets.

  12. pinkx

    pinkx said, over 1 year ago

    Please don’t stump the pirate, he has enough already.

  13. katina.cooper

    katina.cooper said, over 1 year ago

    Yeah, that’s what they said about this guy with the hook.

  14. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    Must be an unknown species. I wonder if it talks in many languages and is as smart as a human?

  15. sphinx wormwood

    sphinx wormwood said, over 1 year ago

    @DAZZ

    I took my pit bull to visit a friend at the convalescent home and she was pulling people who grabbed her leash and were in wheelchairs because I trained her to pull my skateboard.

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