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   pouncingtiger said, 3 months ago

   The yolk’s on him. The mother hid the eggs.
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago

   Where’s Rikki Tiki Tavi when you need him?
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   Arianne said, 3 months ago

   @440RoadRunner

   Ha! I thought the same thing, then had to laugh at myself when I realized I had taken the pad and pen for granted! I guess the yolks on us! LOL!
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   J K said, 3 months ago

   @440RoadRunner

   Don’t forget the glasses you’d think he’d wear contacts. The tissues could be stabbed at with a forked tongue, the same way my cousin goes after cherry tomatoes in his salad.
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   orinoco womble said, 3 months ago

   For an eggsplanation of his depression, he thought he was hardboiled but he’s just cracked.
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   SusanSunshine said, 3 months ago

   Tissues, pens, Kleenex…
   they are abs solutely talented….
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   Notsoastute said, 3 months ago

   @J K

   Glasses would be easier than putting contacts in the the ol’ eye sockets with no hands.
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   Notsoastute said, 3 months ago

   @Bruno Zeigerts

   The mongoose is gone.
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   dheine1971 said, 3 months ago

   What is the meaning of this?
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    phritzg said, 3 months ago

    He doesn’t look like the kind of snake that gets rattled.
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    pinkx said, 3 months ago

    hiss nest egg’s shrinking.
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    nazzofoggenmach said, 3 months ago

    @dheine1971

    47
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    nazzofoggenmach said, 3 months ago

    think you got it rough? try taking notes. you must shed these thoughts, come out of your grass and scale the heights.
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    goblyn said, 3 months ago

    that’s reverse psychology (at least, a different perspective of empty nest syndrome)
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