Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, over 3 years ago

    That’s the same effect green tea has on me.

  2. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    @orinoco womble

    Green tea is nice, although I prefer black.

  3. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 3 years ago

    Don’t ask for the crumb cake.

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 3 years ago

    Two quarts of black tea most days…

  5. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, over 3 years ago

    Green tea is just black tea that hasn’t been properly processed, yet!

  6. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    ‘Waiter, why does my toast have a thumbprint?’
    “Because it’s freshly baked, not reused!’
    “Okay …so why was this one already buttered .. .with a bite out of it?’

  7. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, over 3 years ago

    @blunebottle

    This.

  8. Radish

    Radish GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Got any ABC gum?

  9. blunebottle

    blunebottle said, over 3 years ago

    @orinoco womble

    Huh?

  10. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, over 3 years ago

    @blunebottle

    What you said!!

  11. Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Shouldn’t that be green and fuzzy tea?

  12. SusanCraig

    SusanCraig said, over 3 years ago

    geeyick – once you’ve tried whole leaf green tea, you’ll never go back to the bagged stuff (it’s essentially the dust swept off the tea-leaf processing floor)

  13. Digital Frog

    Digital Frog GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Since she combined all the unesed cups together, would that make the clerk a tea-totaller?

  14. packratmac

    packratmac GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Actually, it tastes like you gathered up clean lawn clippings and steeped ’em. But not long enough.

  15. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, over 3 years ago

    I can’t drink green tea. I have to buy the fermented kind.
    I drink 2 or 3 cups in the morning.

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