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   orinoco womble said, 5 months ago

   Room-temperature reds were fine before central heating and insulation and double glazed windows. Now they recommend you chill them slightly.
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 5 months ago

   This could be a spirited argument!
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   Notsoastute said, 5 months ago

   She always wines about something.
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   Nabuquduriuzhur said, 5 months ago

   The alcohol will keep her from freezing…
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   brightr1 said, 5 months ago

   Don’t get her too mad or she’ll pop a cork.
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   Digital Frog said, 5 months ago

   Tell her to stick a cork in it!
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   orinoco womble said, 5 months ago

   @Notsoastute

   That’s because she thinks she’s in a glass by herself.
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   Notsoastute said, 5 months ago

   @orinoco womble

   That’s crystal clear.
9. 

   Stephen Gilberg said, 5 months ago

   I always knew that a talking Merlot would act bitchy.
10. 

    orinoco womble said, 5 months ago

    @Stephen Gilberg

    But not as much as a California Cabernet. Duck! LOL
11. 

    omwae said, 5 months ago

    hahahha – well. let me open the window then so we can both

    breath….
12. 

    pinkx said, 5 months ago

    his neck in her throat brings seedless siblings
13. 

    win said, 5 months ago

    The Grapes of Wrath.
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    TIM666XXX said, 5 months ago

    You watch. When the argument heats up, eventually she will play the varietal card.
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    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 5 months ago

    re: tim

    good one.

    “You Leapfrogmilks are so… Yeah, what about you Pinot Globbos are…”
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