Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 5 months ago

    “I said eye of newt you morons!”

  2. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, 5 months ago

    “I want the newt, the whole newt, and nothing but the newt!”

  3. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 5 months ago

    Well, it can’t be real…. I saw him on TV and he still has one.
    He does have a couple of chins to spare.

  4. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, 5 months ago

    From “The Gingrich That Stole Christmas”

  5. natureboyfig4

    natureboyfig4 said, 5 months ago

    If she returns them, what’s she going to serve with her pigs’ gizzards & landlords’ hearts?

  6. pinkx

    pinkx said, 5 months ago

    aye don’t get it, who nose?

  7. Tatenda

    Tatenda said, 5 months ago

    @orinoco womble

    Snerk!

  8. jml58

    jml58 said, 5 months ago

    @orinoco womble

    The good newts, or the bad newts?

  9. LadyBlanc

    LadyBlanc said, 5 months ago

    @natureboyfig4

    No, no. Landlords’ hearts go with hen’s teeth.

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