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   runar said, 7 months ago

   The pants are gas-powered.
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   margueritem said, 7 months ago

   @runar

   SNERK!!
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   J K said, 7 months ago

   Then she’ll really hate it when he gets a different sort of bright idea.
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   orinoco womble said, 7 months ago

   Hope he doesn’t have prostate issues…the combination could be shocking!
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   runar said, 7 months ago

   @orinoco womble

   Prostate problems don’t mean you have incontinence – quite the opposite. It means you have trouble peeing even when the urge is strong.
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   Johnny Robo said, 7 months ago

   those shoes are just annoying. a symptom of this generation’s need for attention. they should be banned.
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   DAZZ said, 7 months ago

   Sounds intriguing! We like gadgets (like the pianos I was just talking about!)
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   vegas scott said, 7 months ago

   If they lit up when you farted, that would be hilarious.
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   hippogriff said, 7 months ago

   runar: And even worse if coupled with bladder stones. At least they weren’t in the kidney.
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    Jeff0811 said, 7 months ago

    @Johnny Robo

    I heard this on the internet so it must be true… A burglar was being chased as it was getting dark, got caught because of his light-up shoes. I don’t mind them so much as droopy drawers, low riding pants exposing skull and crossbones underwear.
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