Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, 9 months ago

    You should get a little kittykat and just have to scoop twice a day.

  2. margueritem

    margueritem said, 9 months ago

    Such a slob of a dog.

  3. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 9 months ago

    If you think that’s bad, you should see the poker table.

  4. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 9 months ago

    Yeah, people say “it’s a dog’s life” as if that were a bad thing!

  5. Woody 157

    Woody 157 said, 9 months ago

    @SusanSunshine

    Well, we can only hope. The cats are the only ones that have it made.

  6. M2MM

    M2MM said, 9 months ago

    She should have gotten married instead, at least she could complain at him. :P

  7. J K

    J K said, 9 months ago

    Hey dog. would you care for a ride down to the vet? I’m sure she will clean up a problem too.

  8. stripseeker

    stripseeker said, 9 months ago

    Dog:

    “Hey, how about taking that sour look off your face, lady? Don’t even want to hear any griping.
    You’re the one who adopted me and not the other way around, remember?
    I often think what life might have been like if the next couple to come to the pound had more sufficient monetary resources.
    By the way, this beer and pizza routine is wearing thin.
    How about an upgrade to prime rib and Jack Daniels?
    I need something with a little more kick to it”.

  9. Notsoastute

    Notsoastute said, 9 months ago

    @SusanSunshine

    When the cliche started, it probably was a bad thing.
    Now, I’d like to come back as my dog.

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