Off the Mark by Mark Parisi

Off the Mark

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  1. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 11 months ago

    Spock is talking to a guy in a red uniform. You knows what happens to crewmen who wear red, except for Scotty that is.

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 11 months ago

    I’d be ticked, too, if I’d been demoted from Science Officer/Executive Officer to lieutenant. (Two stripes to one stripe on the cuff.)

  3. KA7DRE

    KA7DRE said, 11 months ago

    Just give him the old neck pinch and be done with it already.

  4. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, 11 months ago

    Woah…what an angry Vulcan might do with the Mind-meld is kind of scary!!

  5. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, 11 months ago

    …must be an in-law.

  6. naturally_easy

    naturally_easy said, 11 months ago

    Uh-oh! Here’s the opportunity for all the treckys to strut their stuff! Look out!

  7. orinoco womble

    orinoco womble said, 11 months ago

    Actually, though, a Vulcan doesn’t get ticked off. Or happy, or sad. They don’t have emotions.

  8. J K

    J K said, 11 months ago

    The only opposite comment that fits would be to tell you that it’s “lowly logical” Mark.

  9. J K

    J K said, 11 months ago

    @orinoco womble

    They have them, they just are usually good at hiding them, but occasionally they surface. And as Dr. McCoy is fond of pointing out, he is half-human.

  10. philyfanstukinmi

    philyfanstukinmi said, 11 months ago

    He gets ticked off approximately 16.734632 times per year.

  11. Arch Stanton

    Arch Stanton said, 11 months ago

    Mr. Spock… you…. andyoursuperior…. intellect… MAKEMELAUGHHAHA!BUTFOR…. now…..I….. MUSTCHECK…..out some….. thingsthatsbeen… BOTHERINGME. Damage report……. Scotty……… CANYOUHEARME?

  12. GoodQuestion

    GoodQuestion said, 11 months ago

    I thought the “Live briefly and fail” sign only required one digit . . . . . ☻

  13. pfantom58

    pfantom58 said, 11 months ago

    The ‘Red Shirt’ should have seen it coming

  14. runar

    runar said, 11 months ago

    I prefer to say it, “Short life and starve”.

  15. Stephen Gilberg

    Stephen Gilberg said, 11 months ago

    I prefer his acid delivery of the usual phrase in the 2009 movie.

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