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About Nothing is Not Something
This comic strip is a view of the world as seen through the dirty glasses of a boy named Wally. He's a bit of a loner, a bit of a daydreamer and he has a bit of an attitude. Armed with his trusty pen, he fills his sketchbooks with scribbles and doodles forming a potpourri of ideas he entitles "Nothing is not Something." With this collection, he hopes one day to become a world-famous artist, or at the very least, a cartoonist, the drunken-uncle of the art world.
At this point, "Nothing is not Something" does not appear in any newspapers, in any city, in any country, on any planet, in any universe. That's because Wally doesn't want to be "owned" by "The Man." That's his story and he's sticking to it.
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Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper) said, about 1 year ago
Ok…I admit I had to look that up…"a coal that when heated yields considerable volatile waste matter. "
So OK, what does a lady have to do with this ?
orinoco womble
said, about 1 year ago
I like my sheets the way I like my chips—fresh and crisp.
sonriente737 said, about 1 year ago
I’m with you Jo Clear, I don’t get it either… that coal (I also had to look it up) says that it has high concentrations of firedamp, which when penetrated can trigger explosions… Apart from that causing bad smells from the methane release, perhaps it’s meant to allude to having great sex. Otherwise, I can’t piece anything else together…
orinoco womble
said, about 1 year ago
I certainly wouldn’t want to be around a bituy woman…
olddog1 said, about 1 year ago
Soft and found in dark places?
TheVernalPool
said, about 1 year ago
I’m guessing the “Bi” part is the gag
rmacprivate
said, about 1 year ago
@Jo Clear (aka: Grasshopper)
She’s a talker.
Paul Rozeboom
said, about 1 year ago
Is there a dirty joke in there someplace? If so I missed it.
orinoco womble
said, about 1 year ago
@TheVernalPool
I do believe you’re right. It’s a play on “bi-curious” but it requires mispronouncing the word bituminous.
YokohamaMama said, about 1 year ago
Perhaps bitchuminous. It is pronounced that way.
Greg Wallace
said, about 1 year ago
New blog post.
http://gregwallaceink.blogspot.com/2013/05/spoiler-alert.html
MelvinLott said, about 1 year ago
snicker
Toonerific said, about 1 year ago
Uhm Greg, it’s not funny if you have to explain it … no wait … another cartoonist said that. Let me rephrase … i’ts not funny if we’re not “in-on-the-joke” – but I’ll forgive you this once ;-) Thanks anyway for the blog explanation :-)
lightenup
said, about 1 year ago
@Greg Wallace
Ahh, makes more sense now. All part of the “getting-to-know-you” stuff, I guess.
p.s. My favorite word is ukelele. Not as intellectual sounding as bituminous, I’m sad to say… :-)