A woman wants to surprise her husband by getting a tatoo. She goes to the parlor and gets a tattoo of Mike Tyson on the right thigh, and a tattoo of Manny Paquiao on the left thigh. When she gets home and shows her husband he asks who those guys are supposed to be. Mike and Manny she exclaims. That doesn’t look like Mike and Manny her husband says, but the one in the middle looks a hell of a lot like Don King!