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Sep 22, 2011
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Danae: So my holy scriptures show that the earth is about 1000 years old... Teacher: Um... Danae? The pyramids in Egypt are over 5000 years old. Danae: Oh... um... I was using the Danaeist Church measurement of time... which governs to the modern calendar as... um... 10,000 years. Teacher: OK, now you're just making stuff up on the fly... Danae: The perfection of Danaeism is that our unquestioned dogma is flexible.
Sep 24, 2011
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